@jrobdarcel: Who can relate?😂 #mytozo #tozojustforgoodsound #tozonc20pro #tozoearbuds

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what am i tripping? why did a part of it made sense?

john_fallout.4 :

Yah bro it’s always a problem

𝓒𝓸𝓭𝓮3𝓥𝓑𝓕𝓓🔥🔥 :

Yesterday, while I was teaching a refrigerator how to moonwalk across a bowl of invisible soup, a confused pineapple asked me why my eyebrows were arguing about politics with a spoonful of Tuesday. I tried to answer, but my voice had already gone on vacation inside a sock dimension where llamas juggle microwaves for minimum wage. Suddenly, the color seven started barking at my kneecap because it thought I stole its imaginary sandwich, even though everyone knows sandwiches can’t legally own property on Mars. Meanwhile, my pet thunderstorm was knitting a sweater for the concept of disappointment, but it accidentally set the sweater on fire by complimenting the Sun’s haircut too loudly. Then the clouds started speaking fluent spaghetti, which made the ground jealous, so the floor decided to float away and join a boy band made entirely of confused doorknobs. At that point, my shadow tried to file a complaint with the universe, but the paperwork turned into a jellyfish and sang opera until all my thoughts melted into a puddle shaped like regret wearing sunglasses. And that’s exactly why my left shoe refuses to talk to me whenever gravity oversleeps on a Wednesday.

Jay™ :

Yesterday, while I was teaching a refrigerator how to moonwalk across a bowl of invisible soup, a confused pineapple asked me why my eyebrows were arguing about politics with a spoonful of Tuesday. I tried to answer, but my voice had already gone on vacation inside a sock dimension where llamas juggle microwaves for minimum wage. Suddenly, the color seven started barking at my kneecap because it thought I stole its imaginary sandwich, even though everyone knows sandwiches can’t legally own property on Mars. Meanwhile, my pet thunderstorm was knitting a sweater for the concept of disappointment, but it accidentally set the sweater on fire by complimenting the Sun’s haircut too loudly. Then the clouds started speaking fluent spaghetti, which made the ground jealous, so the floor decided to float away and join a boy band made entirely of confused doorknobs. At that point, my shadow tried to file a complaint with the universe, but the paperwork turned into a jellyfish and sang opera until all my thoughts melted into a puddle shaped like regret wearing sunglasses. And that’s exactly why my left shoe refuses to talk to me whenever gravity oversleeps on a Wednesday.

ryxie twix :

I relate ngl

won :

never let them know your next move all over again

𝔉𝔲𝔫𝔤𝔦 :

YES! This happened to me yesterday

Ashleigh’s :

Bro freewill is insane 😭

cassy strouse :

don't you just hate it when that happens

Mr marston :

yeah sure okay

Abby bolin 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 :

no I don't understand

★•~BOXYYY~•★ :

Am i the first? Anyways yeah I can relate

Matt🏉🎣💪 :

Izuku Midoria :

I have that same problem each day

Daniel Pedro Goncalves :

67

zaner15 :

MeLoOoO :

wy do I look not understanding the whaiat

芸 :

walkamonkey :

I understand every thing

💕✨𝒩𝒶𝓂𝒾𝒶𝒽✨💕 :

I hate when that happen

idk :

That really just happened yesterdays monday

JOE THE FANTASTIC :

how do u come up with these

Supervisor 1 :

Yeah its time for bed

Jazzy9236 :

and a earbud commercial is wild🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣