@jordie_starbaby: ☀️🕶️☕️ - Happy Holy Day of Brunch Manhattanites 🙏 I’ve accepted my choice as a Russian mob wife over Italian and I stand by it, only because no one will bat an eye with my carry-on vodka in my purse. 🍸 How to dress like a Mob Wife (according to @fashioncanada and some chicks I found on YouTube): - Gold ring stack set (do belly rings count?) - Oversized faux fur trench/coat - Gold chain necklace - Leopard print pumps or black thigh high boots (or black or leopard) - Vintage-style sunglasses - Sheer leopard-print tights (@haneshosiery makes a great pair) - every look must have at least two of these: red, black, leopard, or leather Who else is full faux mob wife today? #mobwifeaesthetic #mobwife #thesopranos #hbomax #michellepfeiffer