@coasterdefense: Gatekeeper vid: @sd_sparkie I battle misinformation. I guess this counts. I've never been on Apollo's Chariot before but I want to ride it so bad lol . #rollercoaster #amusementpark #cedarpoint #rollercoastertiktok #fabio

🇵🇸Her Spidey<3🍉 :

Guys who is Fabio and why aren’t we using a last name 💔

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ :

NOOOO NOT FABIO 💔💔💔💔

Boiboi :

as a coaster enthusiast, THIS is the only thing that genuinely scares me about rollercoasters, because realistically this is the worst thing that's most likely to happen, and even then it's EXTREMELY rare 😭

Blath :

I was like “whos is Fabio” then I went “oh wait THAT DUDE?!?”

🗿🗿 :

I only get nervous about birds if it’s a new ride. I always assume “they know not to come here now” if it’s older than 2 years 😭 that’s just me coping though.

APOLLO :

I have a chariot and no one told me?

cherry :

I wasn't born in the 90s so I know I don't remember

darthjoey91 :

I’m less worried about a bird. I’m usually more worried about wasps that like to make their nests near the top of lift hills (especially at Dollywood)

ak :

this is unrelated, i’m sorry, but do clones count as separate credits? obviously riding the same ride twice is still one credit, but what if you ride two separate clones of the same coaster at different parks?

Zachery Rankin :

This happened at one of my locals!!! A girl got hit by an ibis on DC Rivals Hypercoaster. 😂

Wemby Central :

So what you’re saying is roller coasters ARENT safe

Shelby :

At the ghetto Arizona theme park when I was a kid some kids who were on desert storm with me grabbed a handful of sand out of the smokers post and threw it in the air on the ride and got everyone’s eyes

Mason Kosch :

Owen :

Hey woahhh somebody just told me this when I said Apollo’s Chariot was my favorite coaster woahhhh

VelociTeacher-Explore Orlando :

The ducks who hang out on the footings of Veloci, have me mildly panicked sometimes😅

UU Gloria Strange :

I got hit by a bird just walking down the street 🤷‍♀️

ecshadow :

The seagulls at Cedar Point are NO JOKE. I had one divebomb me on the way to TTD back in the late aughts. Bro locked eyes on me and decided it was on sight. 😂

Veronica Rosbury :

I learned a thing!

BHunt :

As a wee Roller Coaster Defender I told you this story happily and then showed you the gross video of the end of the ride. I feel sort of responsible for this post lolol.

George Armstrong Custer :

If I recall, the goose got SUCKED IN by the force of the rollercoaster like a jet engine, causing the bird to hit the camera equipment

HuntressLilly :

I LOVE the Gatekeeper video. I love that coaster sm. The character of him basically has the seagulls as pets

pureiceblue :

I always tell this story when the situation allows for it but now I must tell the true story.

Thorn :

The funniest part about this to me is that right before this due to his Fame in the I can't believe it's not butter ads. he said I can't believe I'm not Apollo. and then he got hidden a face with a bird

kenzie :

off topic but whats your favorite six flags coaster? i like catwomans whip and pandemonium ✌️

Concrete Muncher :

OMG I LOVE BUSHGARDENS