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EG :
My little sister’s been saying “this will affect the trout population”
2025-12-02 07:23:00
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nickname :
“The bullet please” is my personal go to
2025-12-08 18:41:42
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GG mac :
when i slip and say it at work (im a therapist)
2025-12-01 16:39:28
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nikita 💃🏻 :
“DONT come to school tomorrow” eats
2025-12-02 05:32:55
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lolaxsalsa :
how am I supposed to memorize all of these
2025-12-02 07:48:56
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prettylittledetours :
Im gonna be 10x funnier after reading these
2025-12-05 02:41:49
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kenzie :
“I hope you like today’s date, it’s going on my headstone”
2025-12-13 03:35:26
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cailah midgley 🌸 :
“christmas is cancelled” is top of my list rn
2025-12-02 10:31:30
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✨Bee💫 • 🎷🐝 :
“i’m going to change the trajectory of someone’s life today”
2025-12-08 20:46:02
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Em 😺 :
my current favorite is "Elmo's gonna sue"
2025-12-02 01:29:57
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Veronica Brickey :
“I’ll be on the roof”
2025-12-02 01:49:50
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eep :
That one lady that said “I yearn for the urn”
2026-01-18 11:35:01
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becca :
I exclusively use “do these windows open?” at my third floor office job (they don’t)
2025-12-04 06:11:59
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lexi/rexi💋 :
“i’m about to add to the statistic” is my personal fav
2025-12-02 02:31:52
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Emma :
“I’m checking myself into work” (I work at a psych hospital)
2025-12-02 18:57:00
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shelbee :
I can’t stop saying “I hate my big fat chungus life” 😭😭
2025-12-02 06:24:43
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Miller McAllister :
Our fav at work is “no balcony is safe”
2025-12-03 03:17:06
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ᡣ𐭩 𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒶 :
"Cancelling you on twiter" is my go to
2026-01-22 21:18:28
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court :
“I’m gonna make all of us a headline”
2026-01-22 14:03:30
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JJ :
I have to actively remind myself that teachers are mandated reporters…[embarrassed]
2026-01-21 23:18:19
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b.thos :
one of my friends has pivoted to "this is going to ruin the tour"
2025-12-02 00:56:24
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Lauren America Riens :
"Fetch me my bathing toaster."
2025-12-03 13:43:58
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Tabitha :
I hate when people say “You shouldn’t joke about that unless you mean it” like okay… I mean it? You literally can’t let me have ANYTHING 😩
2025-12-02 05:21:18
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welllokwhatever :
“This is my 13th reason “ but I increase the number every time . I’m at my 57th reason now 💀
2025-12-09 01:31:45
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Mabel Kuehr-McLaren :
lately I've said "they're going to name a bridge after me"
2025-12-02 23:03:07
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