So I’ve been wishing on burning shit? No wonder none of them came true 😭😭
2025-12-01 23:53:08
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Jacob Frederick :
So, not shooting stars, but shitting stars?
2025-12-01 23:35:34
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coryroberts503 :
some shooting stars are asstroids?
2025-12-02 00:45:07
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NameLESs :
so, you're telling me there's a chance that I'm wishing upon a turd?😂
2025-12-02 01:40:06
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Screwny_-1-_ :
No wonder why my wishes aren’t coming true
2025-12-01 23:33:58
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CedarWing :
So the world really is s*itting on me.
2025-12-01 23:48:30
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Cee•J🛸 :
What gets recycled into drinking water
2025-12-02 02:30:13
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BNettButter :
tiktok did me dirty. my next video was of an ad for homemade chocolate frosting/frosty machine. blended 🍫 right there in my face lol
2025-12-02 02:09:49
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TabascoUppercut :
Everyone who was rooting for Alexandra to say “shit missiles flying at 1000s of miles per hour” raise your hand 🙋♂️
2025-12-02 01:38:17
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CarlosQuetzal🐦🔥 :
All the wishes on my ex, suddenly make sense.
2025-12-02 00:12:08
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Steve Long :
I wished on a shooting star and everything turned to shit, now I know why
2025-12-02 01:53:01
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Christine Heisler :
NASA workerbee here.
As someone who actually has worked on the design for the ECLSS, I LOVE how u tell this story. 🤣🥰
Gives whole different meaning to ," when sh*t hits the fan".
2025-12-03 04:18:35
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Sammi_B :
So, Joe Dirt was right this whole time?
2025-12-02 03:46:39
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John 🐬 :
Also, I voted for you!
2025-12-01 23:47:16
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eldark :
Me on Earth:
2025-12-02 10:58:54
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𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒 :
"sir our satellite got hit by debris"
"what was it made of?"
"shit."
2025-12-02 17:34:58
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Umoe :
2025-12-02 03:42:03
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Joe Attanaseo :
Leaving streaks 🤪 😂
2025-12-05 16:43:36
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redraptorr :
I’m so early for this topic?! Why can’t I be early for like…a cool comet coming by or something 😭 …but this is actually really funny and interesting lol
2025-12-01 23:34:54
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NFGscotty :
Howard wolowits made that
2025-12-02 00:51:23
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An Cat Dubh :
I'm going to assume Taco Bell is not allowed on the ISS.
2025-12-02 06:37:39
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FriendlyFoe :
Ok, so here’s the deal, Astro. I voted for you on the TikTok awards a little while ago, and BEFORE you taught me about space 💩. Not saying I would change my vote, just sayin. 😉
2025-12-02 01:04:31
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Kiriixer :
I finally found the real account, so many people repost your content and leave no credits, some even pretend they’re the OC
2025-12-02 00:33:04
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BearDownBaby :
If only Dave Matthews Band did this.
2025-12-01 23:38:37
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CJ :
I wonder if that septic tank diver guy is ever gonna do an episode in the iss
2025-12-01 23:39:32
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