@myths_and_stories: a pair of bugtopian river fur-otters here at west bugtopia's "gigglefrog zoo and bar" made history late last week, after becoming the first ever non-human couple to ever file for divorce. the world-first comes just 3 months after zookeepers installed this deluxe "competition rope" in their enclosure, designed to increase engagement and lower stress here in their fur-otter enclosure. while fur-otter "dandy" took little interest in the new-fangled contraption, his husband "randy" appears to have become quite obsessed with it. the couple were first married in late 2020, in response to a series of complaints from several "prudish" guests regarding "homosexual tomfoolery" taking place in the fur-otter enclosure. things had been going well, and keepers were planning their 5-year anniversary just last week, when they noticed something odd... "simply put, dandy seemed quite sick of randy," says fur-otter expert mandy stouffer. "dandy seemed lethargic, depressed... we'd caught him sneaking cheap wine into the enclosure." all this, mind you, while randy remained unaware, spinning on his competition rope for a dizzying 19 hours a day. "so we figured, 'maybe they need some time apart. we gave them a wedding, maybe they need a divorce.' " the pair were officially divorced this past saturday, the 29th. a staffer at the nearby city hall officiated the divorce, collecting signatures from both parties before ratifying the necessary documents. (from twt @ maru_448_g)

marm (*´∇｀)ﾉ :

"I feel like you're just here for the zipline"

Obama Prism :

"i feel like hes just here for the rope,"

max :

Trash :

gay otter divorce is in fact one of the few original experiences left in the world. I wish them both the best in their future endeavors

rizzodanman :

Hes handling the divorce well

turkyvlture :

not enough people are reading the caption. godspeed dandy

Mac 🍃🦎 :

IM CRYING WHY DID THEY DIVORCE MAYBE IT WAS AN ARGUMENT OR SOMETHING

owen pope :

They tied the knot only for their marriage to be on the ropes 😔

littyclity :

——— :

“Yea he’s taking the divorce well”

Booki :

My condolences on the divorce

🦇~🎀ᏉᏗᎷᎮᎥᏋ🎀~🩸 :

the otter in the back

ARES 💥 :

this is absolutely frying the hell outta me 😭🙏

Chad and Violet :

the fact that both audios are on different sides of my headphones is kinda brilliant ngl

Tik & Tok :

“spinning on his competition rope for a dizzying 19 hours a day”. I’m in pain 🤣

i ❤️ eating plastic :

HELP THEY DIVORCED THEM??? 😭

MΛᄂΛKΛI :

“WHY WE DOING AO FAST WOOO”

vaeloreign :

My two moods.

ren ☆ :

THE QUIET PARTY MUSIC IS FRYING ME

Astral♿️🐈‍⬛ | COMMS OPEN :

19 HOURS A DAY 😭

Fauna🦋 :

parallel play at its finest

Bossygirl3 :

he's reached flow state

razzb3rri3 :

this video is best viewed with airpods

Laynie :

god. you can just see the defeat in randys eyes. when is dandy gonna step up and stop messing around? they had a five year plan and he threw it all away. for what? a rope?

Alez_😎 :

porque ningún nutriólogo da explicación de esto🙄🙄