I maintain an intense one sided feud with Jimmy Fallon and the country of France
2025-12-04 02:58:51
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Wabbit :
whenever i write a diary entry i right it as if im writing a letter to the spiders in my house who ive decided are reading my journals when im not around
2025-12-04 03:17:26
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Vertigo :
“If it goes good, great; if it goes bad, that’s a story,” has gotten me through so much shit.
2025-12-04 05:02:44
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A Girl Named Tommi :
when I was little, I used to eat a chunk of cheddar and crusty bread and pretend I was a prison from les mis. I still do. play pretend is top tier.
2025-12-04 00:07:06
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starsetting :
I WANT ADVANCED WHIMSY. 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
2025-12-04 01:33:53
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🌿 Dried Lillies 🌿 :
I’ve been beefing with Snapple ever since they changed to plastic bottles and I’m not letting up anytime soon
2025-12-04 14:22:45
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Wolf :
please, I BEG of you, post the voicemail message.
2025-12-03 23:36:30
591
Sky :
You need a Ted talk because… this, this is the key to life
2025-12-04 02:57:24
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MrJinx_MissLucy :
Im not ready, but I would like to observe the Advanced Whimsey course…
2025-12-04 00:27:56
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Sadsquatch Art :
i cant leave this mortal coil without seeing the Herbalife company fall to shambles
2025-12-04 19:46:11
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🄰n͟d͟i :
I adore the colour zomp far more than somebody loves a colour normally 🥹✌️
2026-01-21 00:03:22
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justmehere :
I made my voicemail Castiel’s voicemail from Supernatural. ‘This is my voicemail, make your voice… a mail.’ And no one irl has thus far commented on it 😔
2026-01-30 21:45:47
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MS :
Changing lives by teaching us these lessons!
2026-02-15 15:25:10
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Khushi :
Please make a part two of advanced level whimsy, the world needs this 🙏
2025-12-04 07:02:50
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Emery :
Treat your voicemail as a period of time you can infodump about your hyperfixation and the listener can’t run away
2026-01-25 01:45:49
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PunFan :
I cannot explain how funny you are to me
2025-12-03 23:21:32
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Your Gay Uncle John :
Listen I am approximately 427 yrs older than you and I am telling you that you are wise on a level that is astonishing. You are from another astral plane I am convinced. HUSH THE ORACLE IS SPEAKING
2025-12-05 23:07:43
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🐝 Mattie Bee 🐝 :
my bedroom is round with a bunch of windows, sometimes I look down at the rest of the neighborhood and pretend I'm a princess in her tower and it's 100% because of you telling me to play pretend all the time. honestly? it's nice.
2025-12-04 11:24:20
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Limon au Lait :
“If it goes good, great. If it goes bad, that’s a story.” This motto has not only helped me through hard times but it’s led me to create them 😂🥲
2025-12-03 23:26:48
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michael cheese :
“if no one has empathy for it she does” that just made my throat hurt
2025-12-04 03:25:09
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dora 🍎 :
your my best friend in my head queen
2025-12-03 23:19:51
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Firegelibean :
WE ALL DIE AT THE END OF THIS! Be kind. Be weird. Be the fever dream in other people’s lives and the main character in yours. *twirls off into a cloud of whimsy and magic*
2025-12-06 19:00:09
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Tina Narvaez Jr :
My instagram story last week, unprompted.
2026-01-22 10:13:09
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