@zachary.plus: blasphemy maxxing once again

mr_znta_spnter :

As someone who can actually speak Aramaic I’m taking the money lol.

Amara🏳️‍⚧️ :

Also like canonically you could just chat with him forever…in heaven

dante :

genuinely what are you asking him😭

DJBeacon :

“A trillion dollars or…” give me the trillion.

aveen :

give me a trillion and i’ll do what he hasn’t

Astra αrκαrιn :

what if I do speak aramaic tho 💔

TjerTime 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☭ :

Didn't speak Latin well enough to talk himself out or crucifixion

sillyactivities_1111 :

Me in that scenario:

shai :

youre gonna get all the christians heated up at you man 😭

bob :

i would pick a convo with you [happy]

Vinnie🇭🇹 :

Jesus Looking at the person who choose him over a opportunity to help the poor in numerous ways. Like prayer doesn't exists!

uKhanyile_wase_NTU :

He is God bro why would he not know my language

💉🐾Tux🐾💉 :

I would rather choose $50 over him lowkey

edward 🫀 :

who up having beef with Jesus

Amelia🥀💗 :

im a Christian and you are 100% right. it's so sad to me that so many Christians forget what Jesus did. he didnt walk among the rich. he walked with the poor and washed the feet of a sick man. His first rule is to love everyone, and to give without needing or wanting the recognition. his teachings were how to be a GOOD PERSON.

Ana Nevermore KNICKS IN FIVE :

THE ONLY DUDE WHO COULD POSSIBLY CHAT WITH JESUS IS THAT GUY WHO LITERALLY TRANSLATES OLD LANGUAGES WITH RED HAIR AND WAS SPITTING BARS IN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN

Zoë :

Wait no he has a point

Cake 🍃 :

a trillion dollars would crash the economy and fuck up a lot of people's lives

scrawburry shmilk 🍓 :

well I just want to know what he was like lowkey

rustyvows :

"money or.." give me. the money.

Sir Ashley-Jay the Second :

"one trillion or talk to spider-man" like it's the same thing

💠Ruyizhik💠 :

1 trillion give out like 999 billions and live with the 1 billion

ellie 🫯 :

you’re giving me an idea for psychology paper that i will use zero sources for and complain about getting a 0 on

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i'd pay a trillion just to not talk to the fictional guy

Leo :