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Lady Broccoli :

this is only a sketch, this is only a sketch, this is only a sketch

kin4u2 :

as a dev I don't care. I work my regular 40 hour work week in the same tempo as ever, unless they want to pay me to work overtime.

Stacy :

Nothing integrates seamlessly with Salesforce 😭

Kellyn :

As an engineer, I felt this in my soul. Steve is the devil.

Dana Laurie :

Excuse me, I’m the PM that’s sits in between you two and have to fight BOTH your battles all why’ll managing the client’s expectations!!!!!

Captain Relevant :

six months to set up Salesforce 😂

Combathobo :

sales men are the natural enemy of any developer or engineer

David :

I know it’s only satire, but this flies to close to the reason that the sale team at my old company had to work in the office full time. For some reason they couldn’t connect to anything from home all of a sudden…

backslashw :

AI is the new “blockchain?”

Joe :

“60% of the time, it’s works every time”

Pumpkin :

Its the role of the developer to not meet that 2 week “deadline” because if he did then in the future this becomes the standard

Not One Of Your Little Friends :

dont worry, there is someone at the purchasing company telling them your tool 100% doesn't have certain features. they are also being ignored

caroline🌈 :

this triggered me 🫠

kay.akm :

this is a great explanation of why product managers exist 😂

Henfrido :

take 6 months, inform your boss the salesman made false promises despite you actively telling him its not true.

Acromantulus :

I work on an onboarding wizard. I was on a call about integrating with a third-party and you could tell their sales team didn’t talk to their developers.

MartianOverlord :

At some point everything just compounds in time because we still haven't finished the last 3 features promised

tedman1138 :

I quit. Good luck Steve.

Hank Mobley :

if sales can pretend we have a feature then force us to build it maybe we should pretend they made sales they havent and spend the money

forge1818 :

Poslovitch :

this is not a real situation, this is not a real situation, this is not a real situation

PressedBySandy :

I have a love hate relationship with sales lol

Olivia :

this is exactly how it feels.