@freddie.allison: This is a public service announcement to help all the retail workers out there survive the Christmas shopping period . . . #christmasshopping #britishhumour #december
I don’t care if someone tells me they’ll never shop at my store again because I know I’ll see them in the store a week later 😂
2025-12-08 23:19:43
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Lostpure :
got told off once for replying "thank you" when someone said they're never shopping here again 😂
2025-12-09 18:16:53
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Jack :
“I’m never shopping here again” - “alright see you next week”
2025-12-10 21:37:51
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_sue__cooper_ :
Name badge with the store name and my name keys and a walkie talkie. And putting stuff on a shelf “Do you work here.” No I wear this red lanyard bc or brings out the blood shot in my eyes
2025-12-10 12:42:46
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Marvorovaldo :
“I’m never shopping here again” oh no anyways
2025-12-15 16:52:50
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the_mobius_dm :
Or when I’m standing at my register and someone goes, “are you open?” No, the light being on and me standing in front of it means it’s closed.
2025-12-10 20:03:16
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.katietimmins :
The ‘do you work here’ PEES me off! Like no I’m just a fan of the store 🤦♀️
2025-12-09 18:15:30
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Miss Agua Tofuina 🇳🇿 :
Someone said they would never shop with us again AND THEN SHE DID I WAS SO MAD
2026-02-05 12:12:41
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ToastyRemi 🍉 :
“Are ya’ll open?” No, I answered the phone and asked how I can help you bc I’m at home and in bed and the store is closed.
2025-12-10 07:52:49
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JediNamedScott :
Someone once made the “so it’s free” joke to me and I told him “for that, when I discover the price, I’m tripling it just for you.” When I came back I told him “it’s $5, but for you it’s $15.” He laughed, I didn’t and then he realized I was serious. I may have lost the sale, but it was a worthwhile victory.
2025-12-10 18:53:41
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Jennalyn May :
customers who complain about the prices like...wtf do you want me to do? and its true, we dont really get paid enough to care 🤣
2025-12-17 04:32:51
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stevefrenchweedjitas :
Why are you outside unsupervised ☠️😂😂😂😂10/10
2025-12-14 03:15:17
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Marisa DeAnda :
Also with the “never shopping here again” we hope you actually mean it this time
2025-12-10 19:29:33
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CooperWolfy :
Sir, you’re speaking the absolute truth!
2025-12-10 22:18:30
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Stacy Cash :
"Careful the ink is still wet". I must have heard that one thousands of times... Though the one time it turned out to actually be a fake 20 was funny... But I didn't laugh until after the customer was gone...
2025-12-09 15:19:35
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Merry Death :
“Can I help you find anything?” “A million dollars!” 😒
2025-12-13 20:32:58
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feral aunt 😼🥩🎂🐻🇬🇧 :
also the no price label "it must be free"
2025-12-08 22:30:35
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Yurikai :
Whistling at me for service, I pretend not to hear
2025-12-17 18:49:49
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Shame Wizard :
Worked IN HMV, wearing the HMV top, customer asked if he was in WHSmith
2025-12-17 14:25:10
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cosmicdeity746 🍉 :
Ok but the “it’s not scanning” corny joke is my only method of breaking awkward tension I habitually live in 🥺 I just want you to know I don’t mind the time it takes, and you’re doing amazing….
2025-12-11 22:03:05
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shadow :
But they always come back in some form of way
2025-12-11 00:38:27
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SugarTem :
I hate getting asked "do you work here?" when I'm off the clock. I don't want to deal with customers when I'm not getting paid to deal with them. 😅
2025-12-10 19:14:11
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Sarah Borrink :
The last one. 🤣🤣🤣
I've had something kinda similar happen at Walmart. Now, I, do not work at Walmart. But I'll often go to Walmart after work (6am), and the number of times people have seen my bright ORANGE shirt and have assumed I work for Walmart is alarming (NONE of Walmart's uniforms are orange). Fortunately, 99% of the time I know where the thing is that they're asking about and will take them to it, simply because it's 6am and I must assume these folks haven't had any coffee yet.
2025-12-14 01:37:55
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Nylu :
I think I had a week of customers asking if "I work here" like after the 3rd time I stood there and looked up and down myself, looked at the customer "unfortunately I do"
2025-12-09 15:59:14
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ExoDjinn :
I got in trouble for responding to the never shopping here again thing with "i wish that was true"
2025-12-10 21:03:36
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