@austinandlexi: and they say romance is dead #austinandlexi

Julie ×͜× :

snail.chiq :

Someone isnt a LOTR fan. Sounds like we need to have a movie marathon.

Shannon 🪩 :

Potatoes last so much longer than flowers too 🙌

Brandon Shan :

how would you even display this?

Zach Fischer :

I'd be low-key traumatized. The last time I bought a bag of potatoes, they got lost in a random drawer, rotted, and it took me weeks to get rid of the smell! Haven't bought more than two potatoes at a time since.

Athena Marie :

get a Lego flower bouquet and build it for her.

doc.cosplay :

boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

¡^<|¦+ηανιηα+¦|>^¡ :

You should've gotten her a Venti Lemonade with six pumps of raspberry and a splash of strawberry açai

mystq.exe :

If I was you, I’d marry him right away. WITH A POTATO RING

🎮 Link91isthebest 👾 :

I like how roasting and baking are separate options from eating, like they’re just going them raw. 😂

user :

he lowkey sounds like Ross from Friends

Bratbenne :

Omg he is super adorable. He’s a golden retriever

T2Tokker :

Also this............

dragonitty :

now you got mash potatoes for the next year

Claudia :

Hahhhaha I would love this as a gift

Hello 100 :

Lol i kinda understand what he was trying to do which is rlly sweet but maybe find a way to keep the flowers alive longer? 😭🤣

QuiglesL :

Just gonna leave this here

fukami_97 :

Potatoes are a love lenguaje for me, always eat some fries when I'm depressed

Lemonism :

I would actually love this I love potatoes

Jordan Grant :

man missed the LOTR quote so hard

Nathan Dean :

Nah nah, I’m with Austin

⁷⁷Arigatoˢᵒᵐᵇʳ'ˢ ʰᵒᵐᵉʷʳᵉᶜᵏᵉʳ :

Talya.backup :

It’s my birthday 🎁

Bassieboy :

red flag 🚩

L :

When I was in elementary school there was a boy in my class that liked me and he was very shy and didn’t know how to tell me so he gave me a potato, lasted much longer than flowers lol. 10/10 recommend