@sunburnedsailor: One-track mind for crab rangoon 😭🦀 #crabrangoon #hospital #redhead #anesthesia #ginger

kaybee :

Tell your boyfriend to record audiobooks

salty :

unrelated, but how he says your name scratched my brain. He should consider audio books.

Nate :

Few things do, Maddie. Few things do.

notmenotnownottoday :

I just know they had to give you extra anesthesia too LOL

AJ :

Oh, this hurts deeply.

Alyssa :

I’m here because booktok was summoned, I don’t even like crab rangoon

Pearl :

Before my wrist surgery I told all the nurses how excited I was to pick up taco bell on the drive home and when I was being discharged I was chanting for it and they sadly told me I should probably wait a few days before eating that kind of food. I was inconsolable 🤣

BecomingSunny432 :

Post surgery I was annoyed that I asked for water and they offered me Dasani. And I said eww, never mind.🤣

Conqueeftador :

Ohhhh this sound is going to be used for evil 😂😂

Olivep95 :

Tell me why this was my next scroll

Aw Snapdragons :

I was craving tomato soup and grilled cheese after my surgery. I had some...and then threw up because it was too heavy

maddie :

as a Maddie who ate a crab rangoon today, I endorse this message

Matt Clark325 :

hint water :

you know what she’s right

This isn’t Rose :

Last time I woke up from anesthesia my first words were “when can I have a taco”

Kyle🧌 :

I need you to know that the very next video I scrolled to was a crab rangoon edit

One A Day Shop :

and she didn’t stutter

Subaru Baja :

kendallh2727 :

Can I hire him to record my next audiobook listen? Any will do

Aubrey LaPuerta :

When I woke up from surgery I was so thirsty from fasting that I was practically in tears and a nurse gave me a juice box 😭😂

Tony M :

Everybody shut it. Shes spittin fax 🤌🏼

chlommie :

I WISH I had a free crab rangoon

unstable nd witch :

When a nurse came by with some shortbread cookies after I came out of anesthesia, I said “but I ordered the steak” she didn’t laugh 😂

Elle Timmer :

maddie we’d be great friends

Maddie :

when I gave birth to my oldest the only thing that got me through it was talking about the five guys cheeseburger I was getting right after