@theonion: Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq

magnuscthulhu :

PFC Bison was robbed.

Gray :

Dog gone, but not forgotten 😭

A. Jump :

the onion predicted Pete hegseth

Angry bird :

I thought this was real for a second😭

Mayor of Goonville :

now do a satire version

jacob Kennedy :

The onion is trying their best to go as far satire possible for the hope and possibility it will never come true

Disillusionated :

PFC Bison was robbed.

Tsorrig ✪ :

You know we live in a joke of a country when you stop and think this is plausible news to hear in the current political environment

Incel with GF :

Mandela effect—I thought liberty was a bear

Potato32683 :

WillieonRocks :

Somehow less absurd than a lot of recent headlines

thatdangpropane :

Seditious Conspiracy against PFC Bison

Mr. Nobody :

no that's my fault for not reading who posted this, I was completely ready to believe it

lonzorjs :

I remember watching this and thinking it was real

broplem :

this is the funniest concept

Keegan R159 :

the onion finally reporting real news

JoeHodges :

Ruff news :(

shawn_ehf :

Liberty actually visited my brother when he was in triage after an attack

Neil🍉 :

He will be missed.

Schmidt :

I’m better than Bryson Arneson

Nuka_Power :

Nooooo 😭😭😭

Aphixim :

pro tip for you guys, rocky desert was replaced in 1993 by the smoother pattern seen in Iraq 2003, then in 2005, they replaced that with digital camo, hope this helps y'all make ur posts more convincing

Direfish :

This can’t be real

A_Friendly_Sloth :

The onion had to travel back in time and into a warzone to turn something into satire

Neutron_ghoul :

I met him in the DFAC at Taji when I was there