@troytoolit: know your worth ya’ll

John_Roberts :

Respectfully

Sammy🤍 :

Kelsey San Buenavent :

Remember us when you have 5 million followers

Jennifer :

WTH are passkeys!?!? That's even worse.

✨Goldie✨ :

Their greed sickens meeeeee

Cami :

When I put in my password & then it asks for the code sent to my email, I crash out so fast.

cinnamoncowgirl :

I wanna send this to our IT department but I don’t want HR calling me 💔

that THICCC chicc :

Two factors only keep me, myself, and I out of my own damn account 😭

Bunny :

Factor? I barely know her!

Shreni Patel - Makeup Artist :

I feel the same when you endlessly ask for my cookies 🤣

SliceofMallorca 🇪🇸🌴 :

Can we talk about ApplePay needing to see our face like a controlling stalker

chatsforthegirlies :

You should make a club page that your original 8k followers can vibe in and hang out in together before you were famous lol

Kenlieclark :

When did my password become not good enough

Jessica Jones, Ed. S. :

I literally can’t afford 2 factors.. I barely can afford the phone bill to receive the code 😭😭 I hate capitalism

✨Kelly✨ :

Your teeth are perfect

katherinekier :

I live for all of these btw

Not.Stephenie.Meyer :

My city college made me go through 4 different authentications every time I wanted to sign in to do my homework! 😭 I was ready to give up before even reading the assignments!

tsick2025 :

You know what Troy, I like your vibe

Megs 💖 :

Two factor authentication princess 👑

samheartzoey :

Downbad4Mothman :

Oh? Is this really you? Should we send an email or a call/text? Just to double check, we wouldn’t want some rando logging in and doing your work for ya!!

voladia :

but what do you bring to the table??

ohhmeghan :

How you don’t have a million followers is beyond me

britt :

I don't even have a password on my phone 😅 like I literally am not taking the time for that. my IT bill is aghast. like so what if someone opens it and sees 7000 pictures of my cats or venmos themselves my 37 dollars. it's not that serious.

catr838 :

I'm a law student focusing on Cybersecurity and even I'm annoyed when I have to enter my Google password on my kids phone so he can play Tetris. Do you think I remember that shit? And Pinterest, I literally don't care if someone hijacks my board of crafts I'll never get to