@thechrisbarnett: when your friend is lowkey a villain

Eli :

Plot twist, he doesn’t have a roommate and that just him hallucinating a personification of the worst parts of himself

Allegedly :

Netflix give this guy 50 mill and see what he can do

D. Vadesca :

Curtain rods…pure diabolical

Chris Barnett :

don’t be Brent 😀 how’s it going today everyone 👋🏻

Lololol Nope :

I heard a story of a woman who hid tuna in the curtain rods of her home after she caught her husband chearting. They got divorced, he kept the house. New gf moved in. They couldn’t find the source of the smell. Had to sell the house at a huge discount. The ex-wife bought it.

moss :

May I recommend sardines, much stronger smell! And avoid curtain rods and go for furnace vents 😈

_ShadowBenny_ :

My guy, for real tho; this one actually scared me a little. How did you think about putting it in the curtain rods!? . *takes notes*

TheeKingToxicPenguin :

*Cough* spray milk on carpets and other fabrics, and behind spots not thinkable * Cough*

The_Plush_Ram :

"in the curtain rods" HUH?

Kip 灰燎松 :

I feel like a jar of anchovy filets would work better. Easier container to open, one can re-seal it to smuggle the evidence back out, and those skinny slimy fish slices seem more suited to slithering into small spaces. Don't neglect putting some in the air ducts, the toilet tanks, and far back below the bathroom sink. 🫗 🐟

Blackbeard :

You know whats better. to hide it where you said And hide another one in a very obvious Location, so they will find the first one and think the smell of the other is just the aftermath of the first and they will go crazy by being unsure if its just the aftermath or if there is another source of smell in their home.

MrCordell29 :

oh nooo not the tuna water

Evelyn :

Bro be like:

ｄｏｒｋｌｅｓｓ（びャニ） :

I have a hole in my shoes

(っ◔◡◔)っ 💜🫰🏽 Shannon 🩷🫰🏽 :

DIABOLICAL...... so here for it🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

Tony Hermit :

Brilliant, my brother...

Capricorncowboy :

I'm just trying to decide if this is more villainous than putting glitter in the air vents of a car or pouring glitter on the top of the blades of ceiling fans 🤔

LFG💯 :

GIVE HIM A BUDGET AND LET HIM COOK

Brent donnan :

i like it

perrierescargo :

"The rot that festers in his home shall be a testament to the rot that lives within his soul"

BigBuma :

Dion Gallagher295 :

Now I want a comedy where it’s like the office, but everyone speaks like the villain here. Normal office, just horror movie vibes where it’s WILDLY inappropriate...

Simulator :

no one is talking about the first line when the guy enters, "do you smell something weird"

Liby :

why am I suddenly getting the feeling that there aren't 2 guys but just 1 ....and he's having an inner monologue with his thinly veiled dark Impulses

OnePiece Is ur UNCLE💁‍♂️ :

DID YOU SAY CURTAIN RODS????