German with Sammy
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Jaron :
I’m just impressed with how Germanly you can speak Dutch.
2025-12-19 04:09:32
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smjjrjadjrsj :
It’s an inter-language dad joke, basically.
2025-12-19 06:29:03
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spider :
you gotta say WIE BITTE cause was is too disrespectful to strangers
2025-12-19 02:22:44
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𝔏𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 :
In germany we say „hä“
2025-12-19 13:35:08
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Lspacenl :
Who invented the steam engine? Watt?
2025-12-19 05:29:24
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Collin Tate :
my favorite Spanish/English bilingual joke is A: "como se dice un zapato en ingles?" (how do you say 'a shoe' in English?) B:"a shoe?" A: "bless you/salude"
2025-12-19 06:10:22
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69Memphis69 :
To a Spanish person you ask: Ken jij Jody Bernal? Which is often responded to with "Que?" Then you start singing his song: Que si, Que no.
2025-12-19 08:10:09
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QuickNickz :
Not really a joke. But as a Dutch speaker (Flemish). The phrase: "Was sagen sie?" sometimes gets used. Which translates to: "What are you saying?". "Sagen" sounds like "Zagen" which is Dutch for "to saw".
2025-12-19 03:16:14
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👾🫐Blue Menace🫐👾 · Vtuber ⦻ :
Ngl I'm German and I understood because "Waslijn" sounds like "Wäscheleine" 😂
2025-12-19 13:58:53
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Sillymaxxer :
This level of joke I appreciate
2025-12-21 10:00:10
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avabambava :
the dutch people after they make the germans say “was?”
2025-12-25 12:47:48
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🌊✮ ⋆ 🦈. * Eda 🌊✮ ⋆ 🦈. * :
as a german speaking person this is hilarious
2025-12-19 05:39:07
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Evil Troopers :
*laughs in slavic*
2025-12-19 08:48:18
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Mi-K :
as a german i understood the question hearing it rn but i would still 100% fall for it
2026-01-24 23:20:08
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pjotrnazwiskovitsj :
Altijd jammer als ze dan reageren met "Wie bitte?"
2025-12-19 11:45:13
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》∫《 :
“Was?” “Deine Hose ist nass”
2026-01-24 22:01:11
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𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞 :
best thing as a german living in the Netherlands is either responding in dutxh saying "why would you ask that isnt it obvious?" or just replying to the question in german. so saying "wäsche"
2025-12-19 02:39:42
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milo's fag uwu :
Dutch van der linde
2025-12-23 02:23:07
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hollow :
Good thing I always say „Wie bitte“
2026-01-25 23:35:55
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meerkat303 🇧🇪 :
She gonna learn dutch now? :o
2025-12-19 11:18:06
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pixel :
gehobene Klasse only: wie bitte ,alle anderen hä
2026-02-05 00:26:01
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Noah :
As kids a popular joke was to ask someone who doesn’t speak Spanish what “No sé” means and then they would invariably say “I don’t know” but you could also do this for any language
2025-12-19 05:23:23
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Lenek:D :
In Poland it's a joke 'cuse if you say "guten morgen" (in german) then you twist it enought it kinda sounds like "butem w morde" witch basicly translates to "kick your face with my shoe" (:
2025-12-19 08:22:39
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MeMyselfAndI :
How to kill a Dutch joke: A polite German would ask „Wie bitte?“ not just „Was“? 😇 (Me, Dutch, living in Germany.)
2025-12-19 11:01:33
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Lucas :
im danish and my grandma's favorite joke to use when were at restaurants is when the waiter comes up and asks if were finish(ed), she says: no, were danish.
2025-12-19 21:50:15
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