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Moms in the 90’s were only in 3 camps… Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, or slim fast. My mom was a diet Pepsi mom too, which is categorically the worst soda.
2025-12-20 01:55:31
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mazzy 💜🌙☀️🔮 :
she thought she was safe bc you said you didnt like diet Pepsi 😭😭
2025-12-20 16:28:25
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Raptor.Papi :
It’s that serious with my Coke Zero after a 12
2025-12-19 19:33:31
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PaulPaterRN :
as a nurse, i know that betrayal after a terrible day
2025-12-20 03:48:18
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eevee’s world ◡̈ :
this is what Addison Rae wrote the song about
2025-12-19 19:44:29
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Melanie Owens :
she is so correct.
2025-12-20 21:58:30
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TestingMySanityDaily :
My son yesterday ate the last piece of MY cookie dough AND left the empty container in the fridge. I told him “You need to know something. You can eat as much as you want, but DON’T eat the last one.” I was counting on that cookie dough.
2025-12-20 13:30:39
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deetroy902 :
I would have been livid. crying
2026-02-02 17:56:07
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Rachel :
Omg Caleb HOW COULD YOU TAKE HER LAST ONE??? I’m sure you get it now 😂😂😂
2025-12-19 22:46:00
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e.j. :
ZOOEY DESCHANEL?!
2025-12-20 05:46:23
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D :
I’m a hoe for Mountain Dew and I also count my cans. One day my dad took one bc he was out of pop and told me a day later I was like ‘oh yea I know I had 4 left I just didn’t wanna be rude and call you out’. The next day he bought me two bottles 🥲 last time he took a Dew from me 🤪
2026-02-22 03:57:25
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Brittany Bankston :
As a mom there’s an added layer of anger because being mad at your child feels like such a betrayal of your own feelings
2025-12-20 01:59:46
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haylenwindsor :
Not the Diet Pepsi
2025-12-19 19:06:42
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knowwhoyouare_ateveryage :
once i asked my dad for a very specific brand of chips when i was doing exams and i was gonna be home alone when i got done an had to make myself dinner and just wanted these chips. he got me the kind i don’t like so i started crying when i had two exams that day
2026-01-24 13:49:27
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dogggggggggy :
Oh I was highly trained to NEVER take the last of the Pepsi as a child. NEVER EVER.
2026-01-31 19:23:44
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noodoo_town_ :
My son ate the last of my Brides Cake ice cream. On Mother’s Day 😭
2025-12-19 21:24:55
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Sassy in Alaska 🍦🍓 :
One time when I was a kid my mom decided to give up Diet Coke & on the second day she had a full on meltdown & I was like “girl omg???” But now as an adult… I absolutely get it. Meltdown girl, please
2025-12-19 20:05:43
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AshElleeventGrl 🍉🇨🇩🇧🇿 :
There’s nothing like looking forward to that ONE thing when you get home from a long day. No matter what it is and someone has drank or ate it or threw it away. The rage is so justified! It’s devastating 😂
2025-12-21 21:23:31
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Brittani :
Look… I live in North Carolina where Pepsi is from. I understand.
2025-12-19 21:52:37
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ivyleaguecomedy :
Nothing hurts more than getting excited for a specific thing and really relying on that thing for a simple relief and then it being wrong or missing. 😭😭😭 such is life sometimes
2025-12-20 10:24:44
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LunchmeatLeo :
didn't read the description, I was NOT ready for Zooey Deschanel to be the one listening to this story
2025-12-20 19:10:19
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sienna 🍊 :
i got off a terrible shift serving at midnight and all i wanted was my hagan daaz chocolate ice cream that i thought i was the only one who ate, imagine my horror when i got home and my entire pint was gone. almost killed my little brothrr.
2025-12-20 23:09:48
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