@trip_hazard: Julie just bailed me out—standard procedure at this point. I tried to explain that the mask has a mind of its own. It didn't actually bite the desk sergeant’s fingers off, but it definitely considered it. The guy was being a jerk, okay? 🦷🚫 Now I’m back at the apartment and Julie’s talking about a "relaxing soak." She’s currently dumping half a bottle of lavender suds into the tub like it’s some kind of reward. 🛀🧼 Here’s the deal: I’m a creature of the Outback. I hunt Isz. I deal with the crushing weight of two realities. I do NOT do bubbles. They’re itchy, they smell like a flower shop exploded, and they get stuck in the mask. It’s undignified. How am I supposed to be a dark hero of the night when I look like a giant purple loofah? 😤🟣 I'd rather be fighting Great White Northern Isz in a dumpster than sitting in a porcelain bowl of foam. Julie thinks it’ll "calm me down." I think it’s a conspiracy. #TheMaxx #90sAnimation #LiquidTelevision #JulieWinters #OutbackVibes