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Sesi🩶 :

wait what does it mean when they turn all the lights on? 😭

taxipaul. :

if, when someone ends their text with " have a good day" does that mean stop texting me.

Lewis Marshall :

Does anyone want the last biscuit? This means I WANT THE LAST DAMN BISCUIT

Scarlet Fae :

we go "whelp" n slap both of our knees where im from 😂

kenziewal0 :

what’s the etiquette of rubbing one out underneath the table?

✨Trulywhitty 🐇🌻🦋🌿🌝 :

I’ve never experienced this because I’ve already left 20 minutes ago without saying goodbye 😂

adrian.3.1 :

Nice coat! I like the color 👍👍👍

🖤Imogen🖤 :

Or “right” with a slight upward inflection

Jasha :

why not just say what one means? 🤔

Ken Wynn719 :

my grandma would get people to leave by saying "would you me to make you another cup of tea before you leave?"

JamesJames :

You are an absolute gem. If only the world was more like …polite. Merry Christmas and all that!

Nellie :

My wonderful Pa always used to turn on lights and get the vacuum out loudly exclaiming “ love your company but not your hours” to end gatherings!

hazelnuthotchocolate :

As someone who struggles with social cues, you are my hero I love you.

Leisie :

In america, if they bring your coat that means “off you go”

derpyxss :

abc274865 :

William my good chap you almost swore 🤣🤣🤣

.Suzy :

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Happy Christmas William

philcompton158 :

so very true 😁

adam :

whats the etiquette for rubbing one out under the table?

Robert R :

This man is an inspiration to me

Chris Lambert4781 :

hang on! there are steps before turning the lights on?

birgitbbrggi :

My grandfather put it more directly, asking my grandmother in front of their guests: „Darling, don‘t they realize how tired they are? Don‘t they have homes to go back to?“ Worked like a charm.

Amely :

Commanding presence, authoritative performance!

Martin :

Imagine living in a world where people said what they GDed wanted

yukichi :

京都人は早く帰ってほしいときに「ぶぶ漬け召し上がっていかれますか」と言うよ