@faithameliaa: I promise you’re not ready for this story…. #datinghorrorstory #dating #storytime

Kat :

Watch this season of love is blind. His name Jordan? 😂

yumm.pie :

So he eats baby food 😭

TommyPIII :

Winner Winner chicken smoothie 😆

Steph Lloyd :

My toxic trait would be staying and questioning him because I’d have to analyze why he’s like this….like, you BLEND your meals? What was your childhood like?!

Kristi :

I thought only Jordan from Love is Blind did those talk chicken shakes 🤣

Em :

…well no wonder he doesn’t like to eat, he doesn’t like anything that makes food good

archangeldavid13 :

i knew he was a bodybuilder when he said he only cooks chicken and veggies. why couldn't you see if you had chemistry over the app texting back and forth?

Melissa :

Hello, 911

Juneeebug :

Straight to jail

martinlesbianking :

Send him a few of these since he’s such a cute man baby

Nate :

Didn’t think it was gonna get worse but it did!

~Aubrey Lynn~ :

My exact face

lannarene :

The no seasoning is the worse part for me 😭

Buggybeans :

when the waitress asked about a second drink and he said yes, you should have said, "yes he will have the plain boiled chicken and vegetable smoothie, extra unflavored protein powder" but I have been told im a bitch

Evy :

I dont like to eat 😅 those words have never been in my vocabulary, me and my husband bonded over food the first few days

🤷‍♀️ :

wild times babe

Cityphile 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 :

Normalize not having a poker face on dates.

Chelsea McDaniels :

He was a cereal 🔪

Llama :

Oh my god, no. So glad you ran.

woowoo :

Sounds like a serial killer 😆

yeyyou’s diary :

Kate :

Sounds like he had gut issues

ilovehotsauce :

Noooo why did you stay 😭😂

TravelBaddie :

The way my jaw dropped. Unexpected and gross.