@min.moves: 🥵SEVEN DAMNING SIGNS you've made cycling your identity 👀You write essays on Strava (15 points) 👀Your social media bio includes what bike(s) you ride (30 pts) 👀Your WhatsApp / Telegram /WeChat / etc. profile picture is you in cycling kit and/or with your bike (40 pts each) 👀You have a cycling tan line anywhere on your body (10 pts) or on your face (30 pts) 👀You have more chat groups with your cycling friends than your extended family (20 pts) 👀You have more photos of your bike than your kids/family (20 pts) 👀You have a cycling-related tattoo (100 pts)