@hugh.hocknull:

sat4thecommentary :

$5 mil…nothing too fancy

Matthex :

Banana bread at work was my first thought, but I suppose the money could be used to facilitate that...

imback :

y'know whatd really hit, a government that isnt ran by billionaires trying to create a fascist surveillance country

Sam :

$100,000 would solve 99.9% of my problems

breewillbe :

Legit only need 250K

Glennjamin03 :

payday is on Friday but rent is due the same day.

jay :

I feel you

k.w0911 :

ppl say money doesn't buy happiness, yk what else doesn't buy happiness? 0 in my bank account

Ryan :

Everyone saying $5 mil like $5k wouldn’t do us wonders

soren :

That week after Christmas when you’re in all the debt bc of buying presents and rent is due on the 1st 🤣

Dom :

peacefulandwild :

A livable wage. But, mostly things not costing so much that we desperately need tons of money.

Josiah :

Ts IS relatable

wave :

id be down with like 2.5k

Jessica Hawk :

💯💯 Money fixes anything and if someone says thats not true, they are lying or have too much money. 🤣🤦‍♀️

Mia🐞 :

lowkey really want money

Littlestpetshop :

Same fam, same

Shaikskele :

Just a couple mil, nth fancy

pineappleparrot42020 :

I wish I had a free bag of moooney 💰 🙏 💰

Hailey Alyssa 🇨🇦 :

I said a coma a little too fast... 😬

Heather :

Oh I might be better off than I thought bc i yelled potatoe wedges

Jazzy :

I could really go for a small loan of $1M 🙏

jessica.gov1 :

Just a cool $1,000,000 i’m not asking for much

🐨Toni-Jane🦘 :

I’ll take $500 - that would pay off a small debt and change a few things week to week

C20Frosty :

You know what would hit right now? The binding of Isaac