@kowia_bexx: Immediate 90 year old, pack a day smoker woman’s voice haha Ricky the sulcata tortoise is probably 200+ pounds. Didn’t think he would step on my foot but today I learned 😂 #zookeeper #wildlifesanctuary #zoonaplesfl

☠︎︎z0mb¡3☠︎︎ :

“RACHEL MY TOEEEE”

Slim Shady :

you only had 5 centuries to avoid that 😭

kammmirynnnnnnuhhh :

AOOWW THATS MY TOEE

Maeve :

He heard you the first time just give him a min

Becky :

He says, “get your foot outta my way!”🤣🤣

Holly Hutch :

"THAT'S MY TOE" -🧓

андрюха гений :

afkBurrito :

He's like "You know how slow I move, that's on you. You had plenty of time, girl." 😂

𝜗𝜚 ⋆🌸 єммα ɞ 🦄 :

OH MY GOSH THE CRUNCH

Ｃａｒｔｅｒ :

They’re absorbing your youth… that’s why they live so long…

Kit Kat :

HES MOVING AS FAST AS HE CAN GIVE HIM A SECOND

♡/subaru #1 Fan/♡ :

he absorbed your life energy

jermy :

he was jealous of your youthful exuberance

lissa🪼 :

thats how they’re able to live so long

𖦹 :

AHHH THATS MY TOE!!!!

Elly Heart :

“aaaAUHHHH THATS MY TOE”

Diariesarts :

“Ricky, when I catch you Ricky!”

cxbsss :

The toe:

AriesTheGuardian :

AHHHHH THATS MY TOE!!

Mpr3g_L0RD 🦔 :

The crunch.

Noonespecial2 :

“ give me a damn second I’m old and a turtle”

Hex :

The tortoise of aging and agony😭😭

Rotel Dip 👻 :

I think we’re the only species of animal that would let this happen💀

Dot :

That was a longevity step. Meant to siphon just a little bit of your life force to keep them going for years on end.