@majormemesfr: When someone pulls out a board game that comes with a rulebook thicker than my college textbook and I’m already five drinks deep at the pregame like 🧍‍♀️🍸 Sir, respectfully, my brain left the building three tequila sodas ago. I did not come here to learn an economy, track resources, trade sheep for wood, or argue about whether that move was “technically allowed.” I came here to black out slightly, spill something on the coffee table, and nod aggressively to music I don’t actually know. Now everyone’s like “it’s easy once you get it” and I’m staring at the board pretending I understand while secretly just rolling dice and hoping it’s my turn to drink again. I don’t want strategy. I don’t want teams. I don’t want to remember whose turn it is. I want a red cup, bad decisions, and vibes only. If the game takes longer than the pregame itself, I’m out. If it has pieces smaller than a quarter, I’m out. If you say “wait, let me explain again,” I’m already in the kitchen refilling my drink. #xyzbcab #fyp #viral #foryoupage #Meme

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