@chloe.longname: Didn’t bring up my flaws because they’re irrelevant and nothing is my fault and I’m heaven’s most perfect angel

vulpixie322 :

it’s always “you deserve better” but never “i care enough to be better for you”

jei :

my issue with dating is none of them are secretly werewolves?

Zombie :

I’ve noticed they treat you better when you’re not nice to them. It’s crazy

My Tiny Castles :

My ex said “it’s so cute when you get excited about things I just get an overwhelming urge to ruin it for you” and I think that’s how they all feel.

kitkatty999 :

this is how i found out youre no longer dating keegan??

Sid :

“You’re so cool and nice that I feel bad for what I’m about to do now and I’m going to blame it on you somehow but I have no evidence so I have to provoke you into making some”

Dan :

If a man hates you you're probably doing something right

SHEEP_IS_DUMB :

They hate you because they think you’re awesome and that makes them realize you’re better than them

WindigoPsychosis :

“Maybe im not here to spread joy”. - the villains origin story begins

g money :

no literally I had 3 men call me crazy this year JUST FOR ASKING THEM TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME

Vineless :

The sweeter and kinder of a person you are the more it activates their demons.

meg✨💙 :

ive never felt so seen

Cana :

🧿 Catherine 🧿 :

you make them realize how broken they are and they short circuit

sisoi :

bitch :

It’s because they’re jealous of you. They wish they could be a kind, shining light in this world but they know they never can so they try to destroy it.

amajesticpotato :

The way your smile gets bigger when you talk about making men hate you 👏🏼👏🏼

_noiah :

and none of them are mythical creatures 😞

Jesse Luke678 :

Is it because you spilled soup on your hoodie? It could be the soup that spilled from your spoon and landed on your hoodie. I’m just saying.

val :

sometimes there’s just something wrong with them

Selena Babena :

“If you want a man to feel the most miserable alive just be kind to him” but it’s so true 🤣🤣

LenaLuna :

The more I love them the more they hate me 🤦🏻‍♀️

jennyfromth :

I’ve had that “maybe my purpose on earth is to make men hate me” conversation with myself many times too twin🤞🏻

ambika :

you’re handling this really well