@itsalexandrasedlak: not what I was expecting. #fyp #storytime #firstdate #humor #maincharacter

Elysonder :

never do first date at your house ever

DrkMojo :

First date toddler role play is craaaazy.

Skylar 🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him) :

Was this him?

TheOldBeard :

Maybe if you made airplane noises and fed him the carrots he might begin to like them.

The Deadtectorist🔻 :

Ma’am, your radar is broken. Dont trust it for a while.

LateStageRot :

Max on the best coast :

Are you sure you weren’t baby sitting

efenheck :

"I had a last date with this guy"... (there, I fixed it for you)

Neckbeard9 :

I would say. You can leave now.

Dawn Paulus :

Another reason why a first date should be in a public setting so you can “use the restroom” and never look back. 😳🙄

NedXV :

PixelPossumPerson :

Oof any baby voice is a hard no for me

Charlie MacAnn :

A lil too early for role play.

Sophie Olga James :

He what now

Ron :

You dodged a bullet

✨ Philip Humphrey Dunphy ✨ :

Leah 🇨🇦 :

Please be fake

Ikki :

❌ First date ✅ Last date

redpilltime :

Home made Steak dinner on a first date is crazy

Candice M260 :

never invite a guy u don't know to ur house,

THE QUEEN BRE :

i’m dead serious i would have told him his play date is over

bronwyn :

I was waiting to hear you say he was four years old

FireMurse :

behchedire :

i’m sorry what did he said one again?

Mandi :

Forever turned off lol