@danlamorte: Keep your eyes open for yawning pregnant women, train your arm to be strong enough to throw, then go buy some Tylenol…you are ready to become a patriot! #comedy #funny #jokes #standupcomedy #autism

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albyyasmeen
Alby-Yasmeen :
My dad gave me autism and my mom gave me ADHD, now here we are.
2026-01-29 10:48:05
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jessh907
Jess :
My mom: “I can’t even remember taking Tylenol when I was pregnant but I’m so sorry!” My dad, in the corner, building 7 homemade rabbit traps bc he obsesses over the rabbit population: “Yep, it was definitely Tylenol.”
2026-01-03 02:34:59
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zieginabox
Nasir is PISSED :
PREACH IT LOUDER
2026-01-02 16:48:00
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lordchungass69
M18A1 Claymore :
I took Tylenol while autistic and now my son is pregnant
2026-02-16 04:31:30
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sarahtate933
Sarah :
My dad: autism wasn’t a thing years ago. Dad you’ve used the same knife and fork for 35 years and refuse to use anything else. Autism is closer to home than you think.
2026-01-31 23:01:44
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emogalaxyturtle
GalaxyTwink :
I'm autistic with ADHD. got autism from my dad and ADHD from my mom
2026-01-28 10:42:32
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ionopean
Yvaine. :
My mom gets physically ill if her food mixes on her plate and collects porcelain figurines. It wasn’t the Tylenol.
2026-01-10 00:36:58
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chemical_garbage_renea
KatieKitKat :
my mom definitely gave it to me but she didn't take Tylenol 😅
2026-01-03 01:28:16
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hugepanicattack
𖤓panic𖤓 :
Tylenol is the only pain medication I'm allowed to take 😂 whole list of all other pain medications I'm not allowed to even be near
2026-02-27 22:33:31
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sofinast
S :
my mum didn't take Tylenol, but my dad needs to take a nap at parties. Even at other people's houses.
2026-02-26 21:45:28
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laurathefangirl01
Laurathefangirl :
I found out it was my mom AND my dad. 🤣
2026-01-15 23:33:02
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hybrid_soulz666
hybrid_soulz :
I get it from my Mom side my grandfather definitely has a touch of the tism. he had a bunch of model cars and hot wheels he can tell if what they are by looking at with no label and if he brought it or if it was a gift. if he brought it he can tell where and how much and if a gift he can tell you who got it for him
2026-01-06 17:10:48
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gabsngabriel
Gabsn Gabriel🍉 :
11th HOW YOUR TRAIN SYSTEM IS PRACTICALLY NON EXISTENT😂😭
2026-01-06 21:38:51
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mortadello44
Mortadello :
NIN I see you're a man of culture as well
2026-01-22 20:38:34
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azolivas
azolivas :
Happy New Year my friend!
2026-01-02 16:07:44
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tinytinykim
Abraham Lincoln 🏳️‍🌈🎩 :
I got the same autism as my dad 😭
2026-03-20 08:39:39
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byrann85
Byrann :
🤣🤣🤣
2026-01-17 16:31:10
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sombre_clair
Sombre Clair Art :
😂😂😂
2026-01-02 16:47:08
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zach1261
Zach :
😂😂😂😂
2026-01-02 18:06:22
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sarcastic._.mom
Nikki :
👏👏👏
2026-01-03 08:38:12
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jose_jalapeno211
Merlin :
🤣💜💙💛💚🤣
2026-01-03 04:36:57
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donnadcoll
donnadcoll :
😂😂😂
2026-01-06 09:53:40
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hyldemoerherbnerd
Hylde-moer Herbnerd :
can't vouch for my mother bc i was lucky she didn't take thalidomide or DES but i can tell you that tylenol (ibuprofen) wasn't even on the market when i had kids. yet i magically passed my autism to my kids.
2026-01-04 10:00:33
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kaylabarnett965
kaylabarnett965 :
Things my mom did that caused my autism: my dad
2026-01-02 16:43:38
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