@thealisiddiq: Yall got raccoon problems like this? New Special 'MONDAYS' out NOW on AliSiddiqComedy YouTube Tour Dates: AliSiddiq.com (http://alisiddiq.com/) Jan 9 ROCKY MOUNT, NC (Low Tix) Jan 10-11 CHARLOTTE, NC (2nd Show Added) Jan 15 MONTGOMERY, AL (Low Tix) Jan 16 BATON ROUGE, LA (Low Tix) Jan 17 ALEXANDRIA, LA (Low Tix) Jan18 MONROE, LA (Low Tix) Jan 23 ALBANY, GA (Low Tix) Jan 24 JACKSONVILLE FL (Low Tix) Jan 30 COLUMBUS, OH Jan 31 PITTSBURGH, PA Feb 6 SAGINAW, MI Feb 7 FORT WAYNE, IN Feb 13 SAN BERNADINO, CA Feb 14 BAKERSFIELD, CA Feb 15 SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA Feb 20 NEWARK, NJ Feb 21 PHILADELPHIA, PA Feb27 TYSONS, VA (SPECIAL TAPING 1) Feb 28 TYSONS, VA (SPECIAL TAPING 2) March 6 HATTIESBURG, MS March 7 TUSCALOOSA, AL March 13 DENVER, CO March 14 LAS VEGAS, NV March 19 OKLAHOMA CITY, OK March 20 PHOENIX, AZ March 21 EL PASO, TX March 27 CHARLESTON, SC March 28 FAYETTEVILLE, NC #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedyspecial #alisiddiq
Ali Siddiq
Region: US
Tuesday 06 January 2026 22:08:42 GMT
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GrannyHerr :
I have alcohaulic raccoons. We have an out door bar and they serve themselves even if we lock things up. They use there fingers to get in… But the kicker here is they only drink the Patron! WTF
2026-01-15 20:43:37
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Pammy :
I was calling my cats in one cold night and a raccoon came right up with them and I looked at him and said " Oh no, you're not a cat!" He looked back at me like, "Yes I am"
2026-01-07 18:37:00
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Nee Nee :
You Neva lied, I had a group of raccoons at my garbage like they were at the buffet line at the family reunion
2026-01-07 00:21:00
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𝓖𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪 🇮🇹🇺🇸 :
Right in front of you is DIABOLICAL 😭😂
2026-01-06 23:06:49
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Dave Friss :
Hell no my name isn’t touche’
2026-01-07 05:06:29
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I.Rose MA, NCC, LCPC-S :
🤣🤣🤣Ohhhh, That’s where Hassan learned to shoo!!!…😂😂
2026-01-07 03:55:51
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Trina Gilletti :
This needs to be animated
2026-01-07 08:55:37
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kaitlinmccoyinchrist :
Racist Steve and good Steve 😂😂 painfully accurate
2026-01-07 05:18:10
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D) AlloftheAbove :
“Just not this type of trappin” 😂😂😂😂 GOLD!
2026-01-08 01:35:17
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Joe Shmo :
“Is touché your name” sent me
2026-01-07 15:30:23
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allbrownsuga_caselli :
I've had the same raccon in my yard,trash can and stands on MY DECK at night, since 2003. He look like a chubby 3ft toddler. He looks me dead in my face as he goes in the gutter in the mornings for his daily nap!
2026-01-07 07:27:53
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Le'Kay :
“One of em’ took his mask off.”🤣🤣🤣
2026-01-14 15:25:41
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Dr.DickTracy :
“Took his mask off”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
2026-01-07 03:18:41
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Dana Maria :
I got some gangsta raccoons. Kick my cans over and look at me like”What?!”🤣
2026-01-08 01:23:05
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Jehu White :
Best comedian right now!!!! The old heads ain’t even writing like this no more
2026-01-07 12:35:33
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Cheri McCoy :
You not lying 🤣 I got a 50# one that unlocks my dog food container and then stares me down!
2026-01-14 03:02:58
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Bexxie :
took his mask off!!!
I lost it!!! *snort* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-01-07 13:13:03
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jugglingdestinations :
😂😃omg I laughed so much. Thank you, sir. Genius writing and perfect delivery 🙏🏻🤓🤗
2026-02-14 18:51:36
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timeout531 :
you're a fun story teller. I smile from beginning to end. totally enjoy you!
2026-01-14 03:53:34
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Mara Tavares :
Touché 😂😂😂
2026-01-06 22:58:43
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MuchachaMala01 :
"Dog Cage!" Had me screaming in my office 😂😂😂😂
2026-01-07 03:19:48
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Slayden_29❤️ :
As a white person, I love THIS! Im white but im not “wachaaa doing” white😂
2026-01-13 01:30:01
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Milissa & Poppy :
The raccoons opened up my shed and pooped in the doorway then closed the door. Gangster.
2026-01-17 02:47:43
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Albert :
very funny.
2026-02-01 04:15:05
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slimjim🇨🇦 :
never heard of this comedian, but love him!
2026-01-07 18:27:08
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