@goddesselitellc: Go off you crazy little chaos witch you! A chaos witch practices flexible, results-driven magic—using whatever works, mixing traditions freely, and letting personal symbolism lead the way. Belief is a tool, not a rule for them. #metaphysicalshop #witchshop #spiritualtiktok #witchyhumour #chaoswitch

ctrverse1 :

i recently learned im a chaos witch 😂

britt911 :

My friends and I recently went into this cute pagan shop & a lady there asked us if we knew what type of witches we were, being baby witches we didn’t even know that was a thing. She starts with my 2 friends going into details about everything & that we need to pick a Deity to work with & to look at any statues that call to us. She finally gets to me & I asked about this really cool looking statue & she goes “um that’s King Asmodues” & I asked if he fiercely protects children & woman? She said no & described his other traits & asked if I was ready to find out what witch I was & start working with Asmodues? I said “No thanks! You said go with your gut & I’ll just go with a little bit of everything & improv if I need to. Plus you said we are goddesses so if that’s true why do I need a Deity? If they want to work with me they can make me an offering plus if they don’t fiercely protect children & women they can go bother someone else” the lady is shocked & we hear this old man start cackling, starts picking up random pieces of crystals says “A chaos witch after my heart” walks over to me hands me all these crystals I know nothing about and says “you’re gonna need these” & then walks away 😂

☦︎⚜️🦊idiot_pirate🦊⚜️☦︎ :

I put sigils and names on fireworks 😁

🇵🇸Mia🇨🇩 :

Why does nobody wanna play?

Autumn Sweet :

Chaos witches are fine as long as they…. Don’t live in the ego. I’ll never try to dictate someone else’s practice, but like, my friend literally hexed someone over a McDonald’s sandwich and I had to go

Miss Jazmynn :

I love them…from a distance

Kodie Layne White :

We aren’t that bad….okay maybe a little 😩😅

Iliana 💕 :

The older I get the more I realize that I am the chaos witch. Cleansed my space with a blood curdling scream and evil laugh the other day bc it just “fit the vibe” of the spell

Tityanna :

I can’t help it. I tried to be organized and planned but the chaos is so much better and natural to me lol

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Someone told me to have fun so I did

Alyssa :

Pretty sure 90% of chaos magic is just going "I'm rubber you're glue, whatever garbage you send to me bounces off and sticks to you." And then random people in your life start going all "oh nooo, I'm meltinggg, what did you do to meee? You crazy b*otch!" lmao

Thee Silliest of Geese 👑 :

The chaos witch in question with a 100% hit track

ellechaem8 :

reading these comments have made me realize I’m a chaos witch 🕺🏻🕺🏻

Suzie :

Did some quick research....I'm definitely a chaos witch

Melancholy Mourning :

Ok, so technically….. if someone was the type of person who could speak things into existence when they were really mad… would that be a chaos witch?

Gremlin Glitter Witch✨ :

*cackles in chaos witch*🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roger Smith :

Reynafyre :

You don't choose to be a chaos witch...chaos chooses you. Have fun and hang on! ~signed~ A chaos witch

Leslie Sanchez :

I just don’t understand how yall aren’t afraid of receiving karma from hurting others with witchcraft? I practice magic and witchcraft but I don’t think I could ever use it to harm others. I trust that the universe works how it needs to and if someone deserves wrong-doing, the universe will do it for me

Brie like the cheese :

You told me to take care of a problem. What did you think was gonna happen?

Galactic Roots :

I just realized I’m a chaos witch

QuackerzDesign :

being a chaos witch... just works better with an adhd mind ... just go with the vibes of the moment... just need to be careful as intention is what drives everything

flora :

If my body naturally feels so deeply, I will honor it by using that energy productively.

RainaSavage :

chaos witches are the most powerful because they do things when they are at their most powerful and don't wait for a moon or star to give them permission 😂✨

Brainzz :

I don’t mean to be a chaos witch, it just tends to be more convenient