@citiesbydiana: Ready to visit the HOTTEST new American city of NUUK ,GREELAND? #satire #americacore🚘🏈🍔🇺🇸 #greenland #nuuk #geography

Amoore :

Not a single Walmart there… yet

Gabe Athouse :

Greenland needs a Bass Pro Shop pyramid

RollFizzleBeef :

Greenland becomes a state before Puerto Rico does

energy_geek :

Waiting for the satire 😢

Vera 🏳️‍⚧️🐰 :

Nuuk? Greenland has nukes? woah 👀

lillejohn1 :

As a Dane - let me explain in words you may understand:

Toke✝️ :

gatorpeace :

Greenland ski resorts would be awesome, let’s gooo!! 🇺🇸

Seemingly Unimpressive :

Can’t wait until we install a 6 floor parking garage on every corner.

Rød Kat 🇩🇰 :

GubGub480 :

I'm tired boss 😫

JabroniCat :

future slogan: “GREENLAND RUNS ON DUNKIN’”

DJS :

I'm already contacting Houston's highway engineers to draw up some 10 lane roads

mizi :

I don’t see anything green there

ohheyitsmatt :

So much room for parking lots 😍

Taylor :

Perhaps might I suggest…a Walmart super center with a parking lot larger than the store placed right in the city center? 🤨

Rockskipper✔️ :

Taco Bell is on the way

Don’t be a Chad :

Dollar General’s gonna go off

The Doc :

Logan_ofthe_Corn :

I can't laugh or cry about anything anymore

amateur lepidopterist :

Robert Moses mentioned[yummy]

Chase :

I think they could use some Amazon warehouses too

matt :

Needs a 8 lane highway, Bass Pro shop pyramid, and buccees

Sambonius :

Greenland is soo hot right now

Brennah :

And Walmarts