@that1mp: “Since you don’t wanna” #miltok #militaryhumor #militarytiktok #military #army

andyak98 :

SO NOW IM A SORRY SERGEANT?

Mentis Relapse :

The best action here is “I’m not mad I’m disappointed. The yelling is over. I was really counting on you on that lock.” It’ll eat away at them at least the good ones that do care or care about you.

Will :

yalls lock?

JediInsights :

Had to write an NCO an essay on accountability for leaving my Bradley unlocked. I did everything I was supposed to but my LT wanted to be all high and mighty and told me I had to email him the essay because he didn't believe I actually did one. I sent it to him in German, cause he said he wanted it but never specified what language.

Awildlucidevil :

nice grant theft charge there bud🤣

HometownPatriot 🥓🇺🇸 :

That is beyond illegal

Mike Zanuck :

L7Weenieeee :

Nah, locking it isn’t the issue. It’s finding the key that was signed out 2 months ago and was handed off 4 times. 😂

Zachary Redmon :

Bro a the next grenade range wondering why the guy just dropped it and grabbed onto him:

Schmutziges Auto :

God I wish that DD214 was closer

Mike :

Nothing too this level, but i once had to keep my pro mask on my hip 24 hours a day for forgetting it at an alert. PT, chow, off duty, didn't matter. Never forgot it again

Chris pp bacon :

my BN never locked their Vic’s lmao

conqueeftador45 :

If it’s madden the brothas took it all lol

Jickie (from Earth) :

Don’t expect what you don’t inspect.

💥💣🪖 𝓚𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓷 🪖💣💥 :

I’m in ait rn at fort sill does it ever get better ❤️‍🩹

bigskweeze :

First day at my duty station I called my gunny a staff sergeant and my platoon sergeant made me go outside and mop the parking lot in a thunderstorm

Mike :

Wow, we just used to make guys go out to the flight line and clean the padeyes out with a plastic spoon and a Dixie cup

DeSean Saine :

"every hour on the hour youre gonna go check the locks, but I choose the lock"

Keegan :

I am UNBELIEVABLY early

Jamesmcquinn :

best part? he didnt do that it was just a panic tactic lom

James Taylor :

Ayy go bears

dan_le_mann :

the best joke is that nothing is actually unlocked

VonNextDoor :

Wym they touched el cinco

KillMonger$1997 :

IG

Salty Corporal :

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn 🤣🤣🤣🤣