@willburkart: TOUR: Toledo 1/14, Dayton 1/15, Albuquerque 2/5-7, Richmond 2/11, VA Beach 2/12, Des Moines 2/25, Omaha 2/26, Minneapolis 3/7, Pittsburgh 3/25, Philly 3/26, NYC 3/27, Phoenix 4/9-11, Chicago 5/7-9 #standupcomedy #comedy #standup

KyleECoyote :

Wait until you find out about standing wipers

Brandon Moore⚡️🎸 :

Back to front is insane

Kyzer :

Wanda sykes tried to tell us with "Clean to dirty" (Front to back). Washing with water is best though 👌

purplebanana :

side to side 👍👍

✨Shelby✨ :

What the hell man 😭

Roland 🇨🇦 :

Are you ever going to Toronto?

jolee_rolypoly13 :

Come to atx pls!!!!

🅳🅴🅰🅳🅿🅾🅾🅻 :

Hudg 🫡 :

Ohmagahnur 😑

nofingspam :

Seeing you in Dayton on Thursday and I can’t wait!

sodium :

born and raised is crazy 💀

Dankec (💬 call me Dan) :

🤣🤣🤣

estajacksons :

😅😅😅

Amanda Svenson :

♥♥♥

huskerdust32_42 :

😥😥😥

Dustin Adams :

😭😂

tiktoktokofthetik :

😂😂😂

Cadis Etrama Di Raizel :

🤣🤣🤣

Kat :

😂😂😂

~🇧🇿lex_501🇧🇿/🇸🇻~💙🤍 :

🤣🤣🤣

Paracosm 🇨🇦 :

So, this is gunna be a weird add on; from the front but you work backward (as a woman, so no balls to sling over the shoulder), just because i refuse to accidentally touch a public toilet seat when wiping by reaching behind.

fabulatory :

actually we are born by that actually our mom's wipe our poop back to front😂

Carl Kevin RN :

for hygienic purposes, pls do front to back.

M.P.Elizabeth🇨🇦 :

I’m a women, I back to front

Nova Yuack :

Those 2 guys were correct!!!