@podcast.cant.stop: When did you realize you're dating an idiot!? 😂🤯 #shxtsngigs #shxtsngigsclips #jamesfuhad #funny #humor

jorja :

Before we kissed he asked if my asthma was contagious 😂🫢

samueli🇰🇪 :

she literally told me the moon was following her😂😂😂😂

postcardsfromliz :

He asked me what condescending meant... then proceeded to call me condescending for telling him.

🖤🖤 :

When his vocabulary included “gooder, worser”

Cierraa💙 :

He said the moon was the back of the sun

Ammie Rodriguez :

His car got stolen twice cuz he left the keys in it🥹😮‍💨

Pepper :

I win this one. I was snooping through my ex chatGPT history, and found a chat where he was asking for betting advice and he asked it if it could see the future😭😭😭

Lellsx :

When he defrosted the Christmas turkey in the tumble dryer

Amy :

Nah my ex put a wooden spoon in the microwave to clean it 🤣🤣

Biana :

He didn’t know where on the body the ankle is

Victoria’s Lab :

Did he say , “ sprinkle, sprinkle.’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

snoozy floozy :

he had never eaten rice, he was 37.

Kal-El :

I told her i was working from home she asked me where is “ from home “

ozbeyzerda :

SHAMPOO?????💀

Alexis Sage :

He said blogoneese instead of bolognese

ONE JAQUAN MAFIA ♏🦂 :

preheat the microwave floor me 🤣🤣🤣

Soul_ :

asked for the 50 shades of Grey book....in a Christian book shop

Leah Fitzturner :

I helped out an ex by calling the bank for him and they asked I was his carer.. 😂

Egg 🥚 :

My gf is CONVINCED. AND I MEAN CONVINCED 1x0=1

Иво Стоянов :

started cleaning the light switch with water.

Becky Worsley :

When he opened his mouth 😂

Sarah_M :

Am stuck on the kitchen towel

mintteaandcheese :

She told me that mice were baby rats. When I asked what she meant, she said that when mice grow up they turn into rats….

currently_napping :

some microwaves are also convection ovens, which neeed pre heating

Ferum :