@midlifers_: We’ve all done it: left the house with two different shoes on. Or told the lady at the make up counter that we are menopausal. So, tell us. What’s your midlifer confession? #midlifer #midlifers

bethrobinson025 :

I made the mistake of drinking coffee and taking the dogs on the walk. Tried to hurry home, tripped on the sidewalk, fell and shat on the sidewalk. Had to lay there until all the cars passed so I could get up and waddle down the driveway.

mary beth :

I take pictures of everything so I can zoom in to read it better. Even with the 42 pairs of readers around the house.

Nobody home hide ❌ :

I was at work and called my cell phone from my handset to find my cell phone. Found my cellphone in my car, saw a missed call from work and panicked that I missed a call from my boss. Called my work on my way in from the parking lot to see if he needed me but no one answered. Sat back at my desk and panicked because I missed a call.

Sonymony ❌ :

When I pulled into the parking lot at the groomers, I realized I left my dog at home.

Susu :

Midlifer confession - I searched my car for my call phone using the light from my cell phone.

Nix430 :

Midlifer confession: I turn down the radio so I can see when driving

Jen ❌ :

All TV is now watched with the subtitles on.

Tracy :

Mid-lifer confessions, I thought I was talking to my black cat. Turns out I was talking to my black pajama pants 🤣

D Beatty :

I can’t tell if it’s shampoo or conditioner in the shower because I can’t see the wording without my readers

MimiMoAnne :

I peed a little when I laughed watching this video.

Wires All Twisted :

No words necessary

CatsCoffeeandCocktails 🐈☕️🍸 :

NachoMama :

I use my heated seats for lower back pain, not warmth.

triciaw358 :

I blew my whistle at school and farted at the same time. 🤣🤣

Wendy Wester :

Reading the comments makes me feel so much better 😂❤

Christi Irvin :

Friday, my husband and I were out thrifting and antique shopping. I asked him to make a bunch of noise so I could fart and not be heard. That man came in Clutch and had a coughing fit until I gave him the all clear.

MrsB :

I routinely lose objects that I put away for safe keeping and forget where they are!

Kimberly Maness Litz :

My hands and feet were turning an odd shade of yellow/brown. Went to urgent care to have blood work done to check liver/kidney function. Once I got home I remembered I bought new lotion. It was a self tanning lotion and I didn't know it. I thought I was in full blown liver failure.

Kimberly Merrell McCartney :

Midlife confession-I fall asleep on the couch before bed, then go to bed and stare at the ceiling, unable to sleep.

ctchickeeisme :

I was making Christmas returns, went to get in my car. It wouldn't auto unlock, the key fob wasn't working either. I started saying a few choice words about it..... it wasn't my car. AND, when I got in my car three cars down I looked up and saw a parked car across the lot with a person in it laughing at me. This is not the first time I have tried to get in the wrong car

Busy Bee Baker :

Midliferconfessions: I have less then 1 minute to get to the bathroom when my stomach does a certain roll. If not, I have pooped my pants

user6725090234735 :

Second wedding, small but sweet at our home. Didn’t notice until we looked at pics, my husband was still wearing his slippers! 😆

hollyskibo :

Hate it when I’m at work and feel a whisker on my chin.

valerie folan :

I love buying clothes & beauty online, but my hubby gets mad at me for spending my $$. So, I have it shipped to my workplace & bring it into my house in my reusable lunch tote.

zoeyzhuzhu :

I gagged while brushing my teeth/ tongue, ruptured a disc