@cayleependerass: I think the next logical step is to sharpen the jaws. Because dull calipers are more dangerous than sharp. #DIY #womeninstem #mitutoyo

Braden :

not a girth checker.

yhijii :

Would this be good for a cylinder made of a soft squishy material? It’s imperative that the cylinder stays intact though

Estelle 💖 :

Not a single measurement mentioned

FruitFliesLikeAnAirplane :

Michi :

Yeah, please sharpen the calipers. That way you likely get more precise measurements.

Charles :

and suddenly, everything around you is 0.1 mm across

Rheyeno :

Self measuring calipers, it’s just a coincidence that all measurements are 0

Norran42 :

taking "measures twice, cut once" to a whole new level

Potato's 🦘 :

it accurately measures! the measure is 0. I know it wasn't before but it is now. and it's very accurate.

Natalie Gray :

If it’s not the right measurement measure it again. Sorted.

dimi___ :

I believe you have created scissors

Caleb Grubb99 :

Yea that’s safe OSHA approved

CookieJesus :

Tell me why I thought “new bottom surgery just dropped.” Then like 3 seconds later you said the measuring thing

Waltuhthecat :

Does this hurt calibration?

joe smith :

and now it's calibrated to +/- infinity.

Xali McDermott :

this is my first time seeing you and I fear you may be a mad scientist but Im on board

Miguel Torres :

The French in 1789:

Scottfrazer :

Easy does it now!

anthagio :

Women in STEM 😍😍😍😍😍

yeeee :

it tests girth, hardness and invulnerability all at once😌👍🏻

James Flinn :

OSHA approved.... lol. hilarious.

dobregarnki.pl :

I’m sorry but I don’t think it would fit. And I’m not even flexing, I doubt anyones would.

Rasha :

Hot dogs, carrots, and grapes please. For effective visualization

safety first :

Thats gonna leave a mark!

its a me :

don't ever forget the safety squints