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fanihi_fox671 🇬🇺 :

Was the new female to a unit.A huge chunk of my platoon were anime and dnd nerds. They were good eggs. The guys who didnt like anime or dnd seemed to be the reason we needed SHARP briefings.

Grace 🪿 :

*attempts to add on snapchat*

Scrappy bean 🦝 :

The pain of being a female soldier married to a marine. Dudes will try and say shit like “army guys are better” “I bet I could still take him on” IM ALREADY MARRIED WHY ARE YOU DTILL TALKING TO ME

[REDACTED] :

“You look like trouble” brother trouble comes to those who look for it

BlackcloudEMT :

How was crafton the most normal interaction out of all of them??

kailey :

I had a leader that I looked up to like a father figure and he told me he had a CRUSH on me. (He was significantly older, had several kids, and a wife.)

ORAL-B :

When I was a butter bar deployed one of my PFCs wrote me a secret love letter on the inside of my to-go plate. I passed that over to my PSG who was sitting next to me. He had fun shutting that shit down quick. Female Officers also have to deal with this shit.

lori :

-K- :

I'm not even IN the military 😭 I'm scared.

CJ :

The “we looked you up on instagram when we got the incoming email” 😅

Conrad :

I asked every new recruit, male and female, if they played video games because I wanted more people to play games with lmao. That was like, my first question outside of "Hi, I'm Jean. What's your name?"

Lovely Amaryllis :

The nco in my section that picked me up from inprocessing told me I had pretty eyes as soon as I got in his vehicle. I knew right then my time in that unit was going to be very bad.

Rebecca Morris :

The last guy would end up being my battle buddy. The least threatening, he’s probably more scared of me.

Ama Chilling🇬🇭 :

My face the entire time

🍀OshiteOShea🍀 :

THE FCKN ✨️✨️ACCURACY✨️✨️😂

EmmyEmmy :

I had to stop wearing perfume of any sort. There was an SFC that would come up to me every time from behind, sniff my neck and go "Oh you smell so good!!" HE DID THIS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE TOO!

chelli :

it's just a skit ..it's just a skit ....

•Detached Reality•|▪︎DTR▪︎| :

The fact i could name everyone... everyone... that acts like this in my unit...

josephadrust :

Now do the skit

Andrew :

🤣 crafton is a gem 💎

beansandall :

Oop it was my 1st Sgt, whom was 45 and married with two kids. I was also married and heavily pregnant at the time. 😒

row_boat31 :

Last dude has his priorities straight

Skyler Morgan :

I’m way too early

Holly G. :

The accuracy of this is almost too much. 🫠🙃🥹

Chloe :

our old senior called all the women by their first name.. it was quite weird 🥴