Jack Michael Ryan
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Sunday 18 January 2026 02:48:53 GMT
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Char Aznable :
And this is why all federal agents with security clearances & high lvl access have to receive honeypot training. They gotta tell these guys “If she’s a 10 and you’re a 5, she’s probably a spy.” 😂
2026-01-18 16:13:24
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Eat ur bones :
What do you mean this isn’t just a skit and actually happened???
2026-01-18 06:22:09
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sheddapaready :
they literally had to have meetings w federal employees w certain clearance informing the men, "If she's a 10, and she wants YOU, she's a spy."
2026-01-18 12:18:34
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yetanothermichael :
Can you imagine how he felt after it came out she was a journalist? He probably left that date thinking she was the one because she made him feel heard
2026-01-18 07:45:24
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⦻Shiloh🇲🇽 ──⃝─⃝⃝⃝⃝─ :
Mind you she was BARELY trying and he was just spilling info
2026-01-18 06:54:07
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Melissa 🇨🇦 :
I know this is a true story because he didn’t ask her ANY questions on their date 🙄
2026-01-20 00:17:37
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user6803899604352 :
He's probably still texting her for another date anyway
2026-01-18 10:21:22
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consideryourhumanity :
He was EATING up every moment of their interaction too 😭
2026-01-18 10:27:43
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Lars 🫶🏻| aspiring author 📚 :
She like didn’t even have to try 😂
2026-01-18 03:08:01
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Joy Renee' :
lol the way govt employees have to be told in training to know their number cuz this happens so much
2026-01-18 04:22:49
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Trevor Johnson :
They genuinely train agents to ignore beautiful women that try to talk to them.. I’m not joking
2026-01-18 14:59:25
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LPH :
She didn’t even probe him this much. He was just talking talking talking.
2026-01-18 12:55:44
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Petty Betty :
"she just like, listens, you know?"
2026-01-18 12:15:17
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Skye Alley :
I thought it was just a skit til I saw the comments. You’re telling me this isn’t even an exaggeration?!
2026-01-18 15:44:15
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Jennifer Kolls Willi :
Isn’t the first rule of the Secret Service is it’s a secret?? 🤔
2026-01-18 22:41:49
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maybe today it'll happen 🤞🏼 :
The USA is doomed, for so many reasons.
2026-01-18 03:48:53
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Koffee Kupp 🆘🇺🇸 :
Except in reality he did most of the talking
2026-01-18 16:18:33
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G_man :
Of course you can borrow my badge.
2026-01-19 01:18:03
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not lisa :
The fact this was like 2 videos above this one😭😂 he folded SO FAST
2026-01-18 03:45:36
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Megan :
The funniest part is that the rest of secret service had to take additional espionage training because of this. Classic IYKYK
2026-01-18 23:05:49
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Violet Peaches :
I forget that your also doing the females voice but when I remember it makes these skits so much funnier
2026-02-03 11:25:38
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Kitty Crack :
She was barely trying too 😭
2026-01-18 13:37:31
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ThoughtQueen :
chewing the entire time 🤣 spot on
2026-01-18 12:10:12
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Kiki 🌸👱🏻♀️ :
This happened to me back in FL in 1999 but with a guy who was working at NASA on a military project. 😭😭😭 I was followed for a long time after that date.
2026-01-18 11:52:53
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acrabranthisgoon :
She seems really into you!
2026-01-18 03:12:11
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