@goawayneen: The recruiting officer would immediately have to get fired because why would yall even let me in? My state don’t even trust me anymore☠️ #jokes

𝐄𝐫𝐞𝐧‘𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 :

And don’t let me get captured, I’m telling EVERYTHING

niikzie :

The way this would legit be me out of pettiness. No one is taking my life but ME 😤

The real Satoshi :

if they thought fragging was bad during Vietnam, imagine what a entire generation of unhinged people with nothing to lose would do if they are placed into a stressful situation against their will

Cynthia 🍉 :

watching this as a cutting board

angelo.🩶 :

“yall wanna see sum funny?”

Eve :

Veteran here! This is like everyone in the military at all times btw

🍋 lemon cat 🐈 :

me,a. epileptic after the first flashbang 💀

Hope Messinger :

I’m a liability baby, not an asset

kennedy 🐛 :

a recruiter literally knew about my mental health and just told me not to mention it

Thanks.bestie :

Got a magic trick for them.. one minute I’m here, next minute I’m gone

Jess :

All of us gonna be like

SwampGoblin 🍉🇵🇷 :

My therapist removed my BPD diagnosis from my chart so I didn’t experience discrimination from doctors 😬

Sara Marie :

HealedHeaux :

The recruiting officer realizing the mistake they just made 😂

COMPUTA!!NvmTheyAlready🤭 :

“Wanna see a live painting?” 🧍🏾‍♀️

🍀 :

“who here likes trump”

August :

THE WAY I LAUGHED SO LOUD AT THIS

🏴‍☠️fluffy🏴‍☠️ :

I love that before anything it's America v America 😂

whatchagunnadoboutit :

Lowkey I want to see how far I’d get because my medical record is miles long and I’m curious how desperate they are 💀

prettyhandsomeree :

I’m afraid this would be me

Thomas the Spank Engine :

I’m not sure if they still do this but the way my uncle who’s a veteran explained it to me is that there’s a physical, mental and moral evaluation. He told me “just go in and be unapologetically yourself for 5 minutes and they’ll send you home” 💀

ktbugg🐞 :

Ashley🌼 :

this is fryin me😭

futoshi :

im taking some important people with me not going alone

tattooed.crow :

I think I’m gonna keep my lil secret see yall out there