As someone who works in a hospital and sees a lot of in depth minute by minute birth plans, I swear they are jinxed so basic is best.
2026-01-20 09:51:27
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Loretta Allyse :
Very solid plans. Approved ✅
2026-01-21 02:56:43
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BREE 🦋 :
can confirm my birth plan was the same
2026-01-20 03:40:12
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Krystel❣️ :
My birth plan was always “don’t die” 😂😂
2026-01-20 03:23:10
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ally :
Also no shitting myself
2026-01-22 01:53:31
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v.torresss17 :
After a full term loss. I said “no one dies that’s all” nurse just looked at me like “got that down👩💻”
2026-01-21 04:18:15
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BREANNA RENEE | Lifestyle 🪩 ✨ :
I had a epidural and my body did its thing because they waited to long- my doctor came in and said omg she’s here and i raised my legs and she’s out. 😂
2026-01-23 23:14:10
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Queenoftheuggs :
I mean frfr and make that marg strong AF
2026-01-22 05:06:39
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ᴍᴀᴛᴇᴏ⡠*✩ :
@Aliah Gomez
2026-01-27 22:08:06
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Dayna S :
@brooke.cmorgan
2026-01-21 15:00:05
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JayJ😐 :
2026-01-21 20:04:36
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Jazz :
Legit! “What’s your birth plan?”…umm go in and give birth & neither of us die 😅
2026-01-20 10:41:52
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Amber :
#2 I’m going to borrow that one
2026-01-21 00:46:42
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kirrileewells :
The marg and cheese bored. Perfect
2026-01-20 07:49:25
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Rosilyn :
due with my second in march, my birth plan?
labor at home
go in
have baby safely (with help if needed)
have the grilled cheese and tomato soup from the hospital cause its bomb asf
2026-01-21 11:34:03
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メ૦メ૦ -𝓐 :
I want a marg too but is that possible? With bleeding and breastfeeding? Genuine question
2026-01-21 00:16:12
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Ben :
I’ll actually make the cheese board. It’s one of my talents. 🤭
2026-01-21 14:09:17
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jessmcleishhh :
best plan i’ve ever seen😂
2026-01-20 20:07:41
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💖 :
Mine was just my sushi order 😅
2026-01-21 02:24:42
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Liliane Rose :
Ahaha I can’t 😂
2026-01-19 23:02:57
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J :
As a mom of 3, I approve.
2026-01-21 20:08:48
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Gwen Plumb :
Not a bad plan 😏
2026-01-21 12:30:47
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Ez ❤️🔥 :
I love this 😂
2026-01-19 23:30:31
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Kaleisha | lifestyle | mum :
Heck yes 🤣🤣
2026-01-20 00:14:56
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Jayden Robertson :
@shhhh
2026-01-23 17:49:25
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lilatercek :
@MARGARET
2026-01-21 14:01:56
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k0na30 :
Lowkey poetic
2026-01-22 01:44:36
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Laura :
I mean this is just the ideal birth plan
2026-01-21 09:38:51
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Addison B :
Mine is just get as many drugs as I can. Idc yall the doctors idk nun about this
2026-01-21 08:38:29
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Jada Nicole :
@Ana
2026-01-21 22:29:04
1
Charlie Ferris :
@lucindademedici
2026-01-20 09:35:37
1
☀️ Gravy⛰️ :
@Marisa
2026-01-22 02:08:46
1
Kylie :
@Annie 😂
2026-01-20 11:19:26
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idek2000000067 :
Sounds legit
2026-01-21 15:21:07
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Gombée :
@Gina @0.2
2026-01-21 01:20:29
1
Maria Sigala-Doyal :
@kay 🍒
2026-01-22 04:58:37
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💙Bethy B🪼 :
On the whiteboard in my room under “birth plan” was “have a baby”. Worked out for me lol
2026-02-20 04:32:40
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soph :
@Nicole tijerina
2026-01-21 22:10:29
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Traveling_Young :
“Dab pen waiting the second the cord is cut. Wheel me to the roof for all I give a fuck.” 😂🤣😂
2026-01-21 20:44:29
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Emry :
😁😁😁
2026-01-21 20:32:54
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jkc_2424 :
I just want to make it to my scheduled C-section this time and not almost die. Also would love a fat tumbler of bourbon and a turkey sandwich after
2026-01-21 23:42:14
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𝓐𝓭𝓻𝓲 🫀✝️ :
@junior06771
2026-01-21 20:09:38
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bugzy! :
im 17 and planning for kids in my 20s but my plan will be fall asleep. wake up to baby. love on her. play Minecraft
2026-01-22 06:51:40
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dezposch :
Add a chopped Italian and this is my plan.
2026-01-21 23:53:20
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brookieebeez :
Heavy on the big fat marg
2026-01-22 00:09:37
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Becca | Motherhood After Loss :
For mine; at this point as long as there is no death it will be 1000000x better than my last birth
2026-01-22 02:38:01
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Vivian ❀.ೃ࿔* :
@avalyn this would be you if (in many many years) you’re like yea I’ll have a kid
2026-01-22 02:52:38
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Cory Meredith :
🥰🥰🥰
2026-01-22 03:02:17
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𝓡𝓲𝓿𝔂𝓷 :
@🄼🄰🄳🄸
2026-01-23 03:09:53
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