@newsweek: U.S. President #DonaldTrump dismissed concerns about new bruising visible on his left hand, saying he “clipped it on the table,” and applied cream to it. #News #Newsweek

Jamahawk :

Amazing how weak his hands are but his ear healed in about 30 minutes.

Precious :

What is "the big asprin"?

StrutAndCrow🐦‍⬛💙 :

“Take big aspirin it bruise. “ if cavemen spoke

Lee Robinson915 :

I’m sure he clipped it better than anyone who has ever clipped a hand ever.

GanderAtMyGooch :

He’s like an old man i’d sympathetically listen to at a bus stop

Jason Beecher :

Nothing he says makes any sense.

fishbones52 :

When it speaks, it lies

dangu2heck🍉 :

He is struggling to even lie to himself about his mortality

Jason Longbow :

You can actually see the lies formulating in real time.

Andrei :

Trump, for every 10 words he says, 15 are lies

Melody_Pond :

“I clipped it on the table”. Was that table made of IV needles?

Danie :

There is nothing he won’t lie about

IG/YT: samcahntent :

He could’ve gone another 30 minutes about this 5 second story

cmpeacock :

Taking the scenic route to the point as usual.

adudeinagoodmood :

waiting on that big beautiful headline 😍

SimSimma :

Freya🩷 :

I love how he went into extreme detail to try and convince people he clipped it 😭

Smokestack916 :

He can’t tell the truth about anything!

ThePutneyGuy :

God this guy’s an idiot. No doubt he washes it down with a swig of bleach.

Bobby Wine-Slinger :

ShaR :

“The Big Asprin”🫣🥴

cuppy.caker :

He takes the bigliest aspirin they make. In fact, the maker of aspirin called him up and said Sir, Sir, I heard you take the big aspirin. I’m so impressed with you I’m gonna make you a custom even bigger aspirin, Sir. Nobody takes as big an aspirin as he takes. We’ve never seen anything like it. At least that’s what people are saying. 😂

Thesquireknows :

He’d give an aspirin a headache

audsugg :

No dementia here. No sir