@sinemaddy: Call me weird one more time

StevenRay331 :

DIVINE JT :

Dawg if u not gonna shoot pass the ball🥀

Christo Garcia :

Goth girls are gorgeous

Fridgemate :

Adrian mason :

noooo hide

Papi666 :

Why can’t I find any of these rare Pokémon’s in real life . 😞

Drowsidius :

Viltrum :

Carlosalt :

If I was in this situation, the moment she says “can you call me mommy” I’m sprinting

DeadW4ffle :

Robert Liquori :

Let me pay her damn bills

DoubleGG3553 :

Crazy bread is just bread for a guy like me

S.C.Bobby :

Ok. Im good with that. but can I have a minute to call my psychiatrist to make sure it's okay.

evldog :

wow I'm stuck on a feeling

Zwaz :

People saying pass the controller

KLBJewelry :

Daniel garmiza :

The last night :

Ziovith :

random_highschooler420 :

OGBROLY24 :

(@ř&0ñ :

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times

Xreamy4456 :

wish I was bro

The ocean :

Pass the ball