@minton__jr:

Ash :

because THAT cookie doesnt naturally grow hair and isn't SUPPOSED to have har on it

Lola Collins :

If a man isn't willing to stroll through some wildflowers on the way to the pond, he doesn't deserve to ho swimming.

ElevatedMrMr :

Me fighting through the bush

Mac :

he quite literally ate MREs, we're fine over here.

radicalplatypus :

My man specifically asks me not to shave

Jake Shepard :

I truly have no preference, I'm just happy for the opportunity

Snufkin :

My man ate room-temperature Applebees that’s been sitting out with no fear of food poisoning. I’m not very concerned.

Dice1357 :

Tater_Bug :

Idc what she does or doesn’t do with it. That’s her choice. And if I’m invited to eat, I’m gonna eat!

Tasha Maree :

my husband says... the wilderness must be explored.

onionknight :

shaving? in this economy?!

LucidKB999 :

Ive been married for almost five years...trust me, they do NOT care 🤷🏿‍♀️

Crystal :

mine said stop cutting my forest down, like hes the lorax

dianahall188 :

if hair is stopping you then you don't want it bad enough

ToyaR2014 :

Mine prefers it cause I’m a grown woman 😂

vincentsvanhoe :

A real man aint afraid of the forest

Angel :

there's a big difference between food and other things

ms.broccolini :

I wonder if they are married

mochamomo :

Men with beards have that experience every day 🤷🏻‍♀️

Mae_Rodriguez :

Fear mongering and cutting up someone's self esteem to sell a product or service has never sat right with me. I feel like those are tactics a good service provider wouldn't have to use. Word of mouth would be plenty. So for me those are always and automatic no.

Jax Kuhlman :

I am a hairstylist with 11 pets. I eat that much hair on accident everyday. gimme the cookie.

Pullover_Jacket🍉 :

if you can't part my silken tresses to go pearl diving, you're not the merman for me🤷‍♀️

embraceOblivion :

I don’t want no city boy scared of a bush!

Bec :

My man sent me this on a random Friday

Ray :