@crazy.shortstories: "Men want wives they can carry," my mother said. "We need to take off another inch." #reddit #redditreadings

σℓเѵเα :

"Growing is for boys" well I must be the world's most perfect man

jelly_65 :

Jace Madoyce Madoyce Burger :

Y/N and CEO?

Crayon eater :

Is this natsuki from DDLC?? /jk

school acc :

damn

idkgng✝️ :

Defo my continent

notmspopoutt :

Where’s the check

Patsy :

You need called police

gaunerhunter :

So when it comes to carrying things, you just have to make sure you stay under 100 kilos because that's the limit I can lift.

antos @_@ :

“PETITE” 😭

livvy🦖⭐️ :

Why couldn't my parents do that bro

Athena fire fist :

I’m 5’10 I went from 5’7 to 5’10 because of surgery. Because my brother said hey sis what did you do and my parents took the dent in my left side right above my hip at 15 seriously

iva :

so guys im a man now😁

𝒮ℴ𝓅𝒽𝒾ℯꨄ :

@Midari 🔫😩 @💗 @️ she- he… WHAT THE HECK

- :

@🌆🌸 Grace 🌻🌺 Y/N

𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂 :

😏😏😏

Sami C :

😳

jelly_65 :

✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

Tupito Rachelle Voig :

😳😳😳

☆ :

😂😂😂

gabbs :

😭😭😭

Brooke 🤍 :

❤❤❤

chey_secret_acc :

@backup_acc

y_muneva :

my ed would love this