@johnstone.gregory: 23 weeks of January later and it’s finally over (a little early) #team2026 #latestnews

Pup Gunni :

the fact that I'm learning from you about the UFO over Area 51 while I myself live in the US, really makes me sad.

b :

RULE OF THUMB: never say “how much worse can it get?” Because the universe WILL fkn deliver 😅

Your Sweet Apathy Angel :

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK CHANGED LIKE AN HOUR AGO?? (Just woke up) -🍂

Rose :

You failed to mention the ice storm that just slapped the hell out of the eastern US 😆 I am currently snowed in with the flu trying to keep from freezing wild the wind tugs and pulls at my house.

Rae 🆘🇺🇸 :

“How much worse can it be?” Did Gregstadamua just challenge the universe? (Please no. 🤞🙏)

LivinLifeInSarasota :

YOU OF ALL PEOPLE CANNOT USE THE PHRASE, "HOW MUCH WORSE COULD IT BE?" GREGGGGG😭😭😭😭

🥰Mamadre✊🏾🐧 :

Feels like January 365th literally

Adriana :

Wait, there was a UFO? Can I hitch a ride with them?

💙Danielle Estell💙 :

OMG that's like saying "It's quiet in here" in the emergency room!!!

s0n0grl3 :

Calling in April wasn’t nearly far enough

Philba :

"how much worse could it be?" WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?!?

keridwyn55 :

This January has been the longest 5 years of my life!

zarmentino :

Greg: “How much worse can it be?” Universe: “Hold my beer!”

universaleeyore :

“How much worse can it be?” Man, I can’t believe you said that out loud! These last three days might take that as a challenge! 😱

redblue_x3 :

Damn, I just realized it IS still January

Brittany Thomas :

The Southern US is ICED over. It’s literally the ice age here.

AnnieFannie2 :

I had to look up the ufo- they keep using “Dorito” to describe the shape. I told my hubs. He laughed and said; “sooo.. a triangle.”

Ashley 💕 :

23 weeks of January is way too accurate! Glad it's finally over, bring on the rest of 2026!

Rachel💙🇺🇸💙 :

beach_gurl_321 :

Did you really end with “how much worse could it be”? This is not a hold my beer situation.

Chaotic Paladin :

Oh god, why did you hand the universe that last line. 😱

DaisyMae :

Hey hey hey Gregstradamus we do NOT TEMPT FATE BY ASKING HOW IT COULD GET WORSE!!!!!

Lone Wolf 🐺 :

You made my head glitch for a moment saying April 😭😭😭

SWC-413 :

Can we skip to April? it might take that long to melt all this snow.🥶

Jean :

Every time the doomsday clock goes forward we will always be the closest to extinction than we have ever been