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joshlac22 :

Server is just gentle parenting.

rossmarmalade :

"Who's on first" is my favorite response to naming confusion.

JeanFiske🇨🇦 :

“Whats the difference between the 7oz fillet and the 10oz fillet?” “3 ounces and about 7 bucks”

You don’t know me :

Being a server is helping big children with money

Lo :

lawson_014 :

I will NEVER forget the day a customer asked me if our toast was toasted 😭😭

Stank :

“Can I see a cocktail menu”

ryan :

“wait who’s on first?” 😂

Cosmo_Hill :

"Let's take a moment to explore the table together"

SA!FR :

yesterday a man asked my coworker if our spicy mango marg is spicy

sam_..paige :

“what do you guys even have” while actively looking at the menu

Sienna🪶🌀 :

“What drinks do you have” with the drink menu in front of them. It’s like they’re testing you 😭

tintin🇵🇸🍉 :

the last one is far too common “can i get a steak knife?” baby i set it in front of you not even 5 minutes ago and said “here are some steak knives for you guys”

haus_of_strauss :

Literally today: “hi folks, the drinks list is right here for you!” 5 min later “Can I start any drinks for you?” “Idk do you have a drinks list?”

Boochie King :

Someone ordered steak once and complained it tasted like beef

Torii 😻💩 :

"excuse me are you still serving lunch" me - *looks at the lunch menu on the table* me - "uhhhh yeah....?"

Crystle's Cauldron 🧶 :

I worked at olive garden and had this same conversation about pasta far too often. It's exhausting, and this was before cellphones were smart.

fryunderacouch :

"what type of bread would you like? we have white, sourdough..." "toast" :)

Ambar :

“Whats the differences between a corn tortilla and a flour tortilla?”

sloanie🌞 :

everyone’s first day on earth apparently

Shay :

“What’s the difference between the chicken Alfredo and the fettuccine Alfredo?” “They’re the same dish, except one has chicken in it.” “Well why is the chicken Alfredo more expensive then?” “…because it has chicken in it.”

Mushroom :

SIRLIONN

Rei. :

Or when you say “here’s your drink, but I’m out of straws anything else I can get you while I go grab those?” “No but can I have a straw?” “…No”

@brenda#98 :

The menu happens on every shift 😫 people just don’t seem to understand that you just have to OPEN up the menu

Logan :

“Who’s on first” is such ball knowledge no one’s talking abt it enough