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rossmarmalade :

"Who's on first" is my favorite response to naming confusion.

joshlac22 :

Server is just gentle parenting.

JeanFiske🇨🇦 :

“Whats the difference between the 7oz fillet and the 10oz fillet?” “3 ounces and about 7 bucks”

Lo :

You don’t know me :

Being a server is helping big children with money

lawson_014 :

I will NEVER forget the day a customer asked me if our toast was toasted 😭😭

Stank :

“Can I see a cocktail menu”

ryan :

“wait who’s on first?” 😂

tintin🇵🇸🍉 :

the last one is far too common “can i get a steak knife?” baby i set it in front of you not even 5 minutes ago and said “here are some steak knives for you guys”

Cosmo_Hill :

"Let's take a moment to explore the table together"

Boochie King :

Someone ordered steak once and complained it tasted like beef

haus_of_strauss :

Literally today: “hi folks, the drinks list is right here for you!” 5 min later “Can I start any drinks for you?” “Idk do you have a drinks list?”

Sienna🪶🌀 :

“What drinks do you have” with the drink menu in front of them. It’s like they’re testing you 😭

sam_..paige :

“what do you guys even have” while actively looking at the menu

SA!FR :

yesterday a man asked my coworker if our spicy mango marg is spicy

fryunderacouch :

"what type of bread would you like? we have white, sourdough..." "toast" :)

Torii 😻💩 :

"excuse me are you still serving lunch" me - *looks at the lunch menu on the table* me - "uhhhh yeah....?"

Ambar :

“Whats the differences between a corn tortilla and a flour tortilla?”

sloanie :

everyone’s first day on earth apparently

Shay :

“What’s the difference between the chicken Alfredo and the fettuccine Alfredo?” “They’re the same dish, except one has chicken in it.” “Well why is the chicken Alfredo more expensive then?” “…because it has chicken in it.”

Rencia Vaz :

SIRLIONN

Rei. :

Or when you say “here’s your drink, but I’m out of straws anything else I can get you while I go grab those?” “No but can I have a straw?” “…No”

@brenda#98 :

The menu happens on every shift 😫 people just don’t seem to understand that you just have to OPEN up the menu

Logan :

“Who’s on first” is such ball knowledge no one’s talking abt it enough

rickyloveshisrice :

I had to tell someone we don’t have egg noodles here, I used to work in a pho restaurant.