I’m my high school ex bfs emergency contact. How do I know this? He went AWAL from the military and they called me.
2026-01-30 02:37:38
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elle🍉 :
i hope i’m not anyone's emergency contact bc i don't answer unknown numbers
2026-01-30 03:09:12
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Calley Kender :
The person I have as my emergency contact (other than my mom) is the person most likely to be in the emergency with me
2026-01-30 02:26:27
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Bekah🧊 :
I found out I was a godparent the day of. Like they just called me out of the crowd at the baptism.
2026-01-30 02:48:09
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Sara ❌ :
I am 47 years old and still put my mom as my emergency contact. Not my husband, my siblings, my son. It has to be my mom. She is the only one who is qualified for that job.
2026-01-30 01:59:16
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Ellie :
I was made a power of attorney without being told 😳
2026-01-30 02:35:02
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The Rad Pi :
I had a Bail Bondsman call me one day. I rejected the call thinking it was spam. I then got a text "Hey, John said you wouldn't answer so he asked me to text you. He is in jail and asked if you can bail him out."
First off, John was not someone I expected to need bailed out of jail. Ever. John was also 3 hours away in another state.
He will never live it down.
2026-01-30 01:51:12
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Margo Polo :
ED nurse here, awkward is contacting estranged family/friends who want nothing to do with the person. Sometimes they say I hope they die or good riddance, you try not to judge because you don’t know what happened to get to that point.
2026-01-30 04:05:23
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ManyFootsteps 🆘🇺🇸 :
As an ER nurse… to be fair… the emergency contact can’t make medical decisions. We just call and tell them you are too busted up to come to the phone right now.
2026-01-30 03:50:42
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barig44 :
Hey Josh, any chance you could drop your number here? Not gonna do anything with it, promise 😁
2026-01-30 00:07:57
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Bee&Co. :
my mum will always and forever be my emergency contact, once she can no longer be the emergency contact they’ll be using a ouija board
2026-01-30 11:38:58
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MaDd GabBs :
The real issue is being everyone’s emergency contact and having no one to put as your own
2026-01-30 00:54:56
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melissatalkscrime :
It’s being the boss level adult when you’re the emergency contact ✨
2026-01-30 00:17:18
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Katie Schulz :
My roommate is mine because my mom won't answer unknown numbers. 😂 He'll call her for me.
2026-01-30 04:04:18
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✩𝒲𝓇ℯ𝓃✩ :
Me looking at my emergency contact who is in the emergency with me
2026-01-31 05:14:19
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Morgan Warner :
My emergency contact is myself
2026-01-31 02:39:56
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Shan :
As a nurse, the “oh yeah” is so real 😭😂
2026-01-30 00:49:31
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James Hatcher :
They said you’d say that
2026-01-31 03:48:27
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Purdey1814 :
A friend did this to me 😂 thankfully he just told me, I didn't have to find out in an emergency. Turns out he'd been writing me down for like 4 years because we all live in a country we're not from (so no family here) and his logic was 'you'll pick up the phone'
2026-02-06 11:12:27
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hushlander :
Every time I see Josh come up on my page, I’m ready to trust the process. Whatever he is talking about at the beginning, I KNOW it’s coming back 😂
2026-01-30 00:44:44
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MrsH :
Omg,my phone called 911 and my emergency contacts on my way to work last month. My BFF called me first, followed by my husband then an hour later my daughter (25) and 6 HOURS LATER my son (21) 🙄 Choose wisely 🤣
2026-01-31 00:18:32
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Kenna Bellrae (KB) :
Military spouse here, my EC is my husband but he’s not allowed to have his phone in his secured building so the backup is whoever we’re best friends with at whatever base we’re stationed at during that time period 😂 so bestie better answerrrrrrr
2026-01-30 02:10:19
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C :
My husband was my EC until he passed in a damn accident 14 months ago. Now I remind his urn that him being like that has made my mom my EC and that woman is more of an emergency than I’ll ever be! The doc office asked if they could share my info with her. I said sure but if I’m ever in a coma she’s going to tell you to wake me up cuz she won’t know anything 😂
2026-01-30 03:52:46
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αlαуnα☾ :
I found out I had a godparent when I was TWENTY FOUR because he MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK to ask if I was my mom's kid 😦 I went to my mom and was like "do you know this guy?" and she says, "oh yeah, that's your godfather" WHAT?!?! I've never even HEARD of this man before
2026-01-30 05:38:27
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KC :
Ok but also i don't care if you are a random mf from an obscure part of rural iowa, if they call me I'm telling my boss it's a family emergency, same as if a stranger calls me from jail
2026-01-30 00:54:10
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