@editsyournewdreamscape: 🐾 CLYDE 🐾 One part translucent jelly, three parts espresso, and zero parts "chill." Clyde doesn’t just drink coffee; he vibrates at a frequency that allows him to see through time. He’s currently banned from every café in town for trying to swim in the milk frother. If you see him staring blankly into space, he’s not thinking—he’s just waiting for his heart rate to drop below 200 BPM. @Mariah🌟 "I’ll sleep when I’m gone (or when the roastery closes)." #CaffeineQueen #JitterBug #ClydeTheCat #EspressoDepresso #VibratingAt3AM

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