@justscott.uk: Them Monday blues. #monday #work #officehumor #fyf #kidding

James Donahue 🇮🇪 :

Dont worry the jokes will stop eventually

Kelly Lee Bellot :

Ceiling fan couldn't hold my weight

JillGM :

As our bff says “too early to tell, too late to call off”

greysumposw🥓 :

I went from EMS to a normal job... these jokes dont hit the same.

ᔕᗩᗪIE ™️ :

I love dark humor 😭

swordhunter4377 :

"branch wasn't load bearing so I'm here"

Becca 🥸 :

My fav line is “I’m going to the roof, don’t follow me”

Tioga80 :

The ceiling fan wasn’t load bearing so here i am

Alex Hyena :

"you shouldn't joke about that" who's joking?

Rev.Dr. Zoidberg :

"did you know modern cars don't produce very much CO?. wasted a quater tank of gas to figure that out."

Angel :

😂 dark humor lol

Cynical_Society :

my toaster broke before I could take a bath with it...

💎 👩‍🍳 :

"The nightmare persists and so do I"

1234567891011 :

“Did you want me to try again?” After being told I can’t say that 😂😂

Chicken Joe :

Write that one down

Jay Lee Hull 🇨🇦 :

"Sorry, I meant 'Living the dream!'"

Josue Gutierrez :

“Well I’m on this side of the dirt”

Andrew Bennison :

"soon I won't be saying anything"

babickasimecek :

Yes you can and I love it so I will say that at today’s meeting 🤣

chuck :

I don’t have alcohol poisoning so I’m here

Rhett Taylor :

Remington wouldn’t let me retire ..so here I am

Janie 🌻 :

Ali Khan :

always have a backup plan

amyd :

That's a proper GenX response 😂

Annabel Lee :

People at firearm counters also won’t let you decide depending on mouth feel. 🤣