@amylouisecrisp.x: Can you even believe it? Well I can tbf, it’s Adalie 😅 I’d love to be a fly on the wall at pre school, the things the teachers must hear 🤣 Why do they do this to us? Tell me the worst thing your kids have said at school… 👇🏼 #reallifeparenting #motherhoodunfiltered #mumlife #relatablemum #realmotherhood
my daughter told her school I died and that was the reason she was off.. we went on holiday for a few days 🤦♀️🤣
2026-01-31 13:39:11
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Kerris_Pengelly :
There was a bomb found in Plymouth a few years ago. My brother told the whole school in his assembly, that my dad assisted with removal of the bomb out to sea. He collected my brother from school a few weeks later, and he was clapped as he walked through the gates 😭😭 I can confirm my dad had no involvement in the bomb removal x
2026-02-01 18:52:58
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Anne-Marie Thornicro :
Absolutely , I always drink cans of Coke or have bottles of Coke within the house always Diet Coke . Once my son went to school telling his teachers I was addicted to Coke didn’t understand the consequences of it.
2026-02-01 08:34:42
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jadexo :
I drop my niece off at nursery a few days a week. Her teacher asked her what my job was and she said 'auntie jade doesn't work, she just spends uncle Rob's money on handbags'😳 I've spent so much time since coaching her to tell people that I work in finance and I have two jobs 🤣
2026-02-01 16:49:45
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ashu97_x :
My 3 year old is going through a phase of telling everyone we don’t feed him 🤣.. this boy is our only child and our entire world revolves around him 🤣 he chooses our dinner every night, is always at the cake shop, has what he wants when he wants 🤣 he told pre school we don’t feed him and our house smells likes kebab 🤣 I can confit he is fed and I have OCD😂 my house does not smell of kebabs!! 🤣🤣
2026-02-18 19:38:38
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Ciara 𓆟 :
She must want 2 houses and 2 bedrooms
2026-01-30 10:02:45
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Becky :
My friend told his teacher that mummy doesn’t need to work because daddy steals from the offering at church. Dad was the minister.
2026-02-01 22:00:27
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Julia Mills :
My son told his pre school once daddy hit mummy over the head with a hammer and threw her out of the car while it was moving.... obviously didn't happen but the pulled me and asked if I was safe at home or needed help 🤦🏻♀️🙈
2026-02-01 20:07:15
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Natalie :
my son told his nursery teacher to call me at 11 to say he was ill because I didn't want to be at work 😳
2026-02-01 17:37:49
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Positivevibessss :
When I was younger, I told the school my mum walks the streets at night meeting men… they questioned my nan (she was the lunch lady) what I meant. She was a post lady so no clue why I decided she only met men 😂😂😂😂😂
2026-01-31 17:23:36
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mum :
Years ago my son went into school said my ex had smacked him totally untrue come pick up refused to let him go called police social services etc was stuck in school till like 6pm than all dropped when my son said he made it all up than he was given back to us allowed to go home never heard a word again I can laugth about it now but at the time Jesus was mortified x
2026-01-31 12:33:28
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Leigh Mechelle :
My daughter when she was in reception told her teacher I have a cage in my bedroom and when her daddy is naughty, I lock him in the cage. I was mortified when the teacher got me to one side and questioned me about it!!
2026-02-18 10:39:31
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abbeylouise 🩷 :
not one of my children but my niece she went into school and told her teachers that I had died from covid I did not have covid I had a cold and I was very much alive 😂😂
2026-02-02 07:19:52
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Kelsey ☁️ 🫧 :
My daughter told school her dad throws oranges at her, I got called into the heads office for safeguarding concerns my reply at the time was I don’t even buy oranges. 😂😂😂
2026-02-03 16:08:54
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Abbie🌸 :
My daughter told her pre school teacher that we lock her and her brother in the garage when get home from pre school and when they go in the car we put them in the boot, and her twin brother vouched for this 🫠
2026-01-31 13:35:07
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Alice :
My son told the nursery I was pregnant. EVERYONE was waiting for me to announce it but I wasn’t pregnant 💀😂
2026-02-01 17:06:09
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LaurenCrowley21 :
My sister said her parents died in a car crash and that our actual parents stole her from the side of the road after it happened 🙂
2026-02-01 18:45:43
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Soph ✌🏽 :
When my little girl was at pre school she stood up and announced that mummy don’t love daddy anymore all because we was joking around in the morning 😂😂
2026-02-02 07:12:00
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J.C :
My son told his nursery teacher that I was pregnant when they come up and congratulated me I was like on what I asked my son why did he say that he said he wanted a baby brother so if he said it then it will come true 🤣🤣🤣. 3 months later I found out I was pregnant 🤦🏼♀️that was 6 years ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-02-05 22:35:28
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Tasha | Mum Life | TTS🩵 :
omg haha bless her
2026-02-02 06:27:48
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Brigi Hunyadvari :
My son in preschool said that my husband was taken away in a police car and is in jail 😳. He got a speeding fine and I opened the letter when he was at work, I said oh no, my son asked what's wrong and all I said was daddy got caught speeding... 😂
2026-02-01 22:16:59
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sam21928jo :
My daughter told nursery I went my self but I didn’t it was my waters breaking lol
2026-02-05 20:25:10
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MIMI :
3 year old told in nursery that mummy’s (mine) tummy hurts all the time that’s why I sit on the toilet a lot 🥺
2026-02-06 09:27:53
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CarlaHeyho friend :
My son told his teacher my brother died of a heart attack! He is very much alive
2026-02-06 11:52:32
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starbright455 :
My daughter always told the school I couldn’t pay her dinner money as I’d been out the night before.so when I’d get asked if I’d had a good night I always laughed .i said I had no change for the money envelope x
2026-02-05 14:47:07
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