@altarofabsurdity: @⚡️Praise Energy and Hydration @brycecrawford please tell me you guys see how wildly odd this is. also I am happy to be an affiliate if you send me 24 cans immediately. #atheist #exchristian

Lucas :D :

isnt this sone sort of blasphemy 😭?

Kyle :

Mike :

Got a dui cause apparently calling my bottle of wine the “blood of Christ energy drink” is not a valid excuse.

Shawn :

Made with the holiest of waters

Tired :

As a Christian who also regularly consumes energy drinks I do not understand who this is for. It’s not like the Bible prohibits regular energy drinks or that regular ones are blasphemous in some way

🄷ouse :

its okay to say its a Christian owned brand but saying its a 'Christian energy drink' just straight up makes no sense

DragonXify :

it would make more sense if he said Christian owned energy drink company

Sam⚛️ :

Probably made with holy water or smth ✌️😭

Gerry :

"The Calories of Christ Compel You!"

Derek Denney :

10% of the blood of Christ 😆

•Pinokio• :

Are they made with holy water or sun?

Doc-Does-Stuff :

We love you unc🥹✌️

Herse :

I’m not buying an energy drink from Sid Farkus

09 :

And it’s ai

whateverimback :

"Does he remember I use to flip tables and go mad?" probably --Jesus Christ

The O :

sleepybombsquad :

I’m not a Christian anymore but I was raised to flip the table not sit at it

😴Qwery😴 :

EVERY real Christian should agree with you on this one

Heythatsmycat 🇨🇦 :

diavolo. :

"many people asked what this lion is. in fact, not even I know it myself!!"

𝒮-ℳ𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶✨(THE S IS SILENT) :

...i have asked why is there a lion

LowkeyLilian :

its actually 12% BCBV (Blood of Christ By Volume)

Jade Claybrook :

Holy spirit energy Batman!

Will C :

that makes no sense! *said with a big grinning smile* 😁😁😁😂 always enjoy these Allan❤️